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The Drunk Tank
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Okay...I wasn't sure where to put his, but this is the drunk's thread! Come here for drunken, silly, inappropriate (not A69 worthy obv) fun, drunken conversation!
I'll start: I'm basically wasted. [emoji1]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
I'm stoned... does that count?
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
YES! It definitely counts! How stoned ARE you?! I am a whole bottle of wine deep!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
LFC, a thread like this can only be started by a person who's been drinking!
Did it sound like a fucking fantastic idea at the time! Hehe Anyway, Stimbo will keep you company! Very soon! Enjoy!!! Remember! When practicing for babies, concentrate on babies, not posting here! Hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Well, I'm broke, so I'm a lightweight. I'm really stoned. Cheap date.
When's the baby-making gonna start?  
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
LMAO! You are correct on all counts ignoramous! The baby making will happen soon. First...sexy dancing. [emoji56]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 10, 2016 at 10:24 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Well, I'm broke, so I'm a lightweight. I'm really stoned. Cheap date. Very soon! I used to love smoking pot until I started passing Out from it. [emoji53]. What a bummer!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
I guess I have a new home. I'll start drinking in a bit.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Can't drink enough to get drunk because of damage to my organs from cancer treatments.
Definitely stoned, though!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. 
This is making me want to get the bottle of wine in my room open
You're all a bad influence 
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie |
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