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Someone stole the body!
#91
RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm)Godschild Wrote:  Wrong again, I see you know nothing about the scriptures,
GC

I honestly tire of theists constantly claiming that atheists are ignorant of scripture.

The truth is that the theist has a bias in which he must protect his belief through apologetics, and that takes the form of telling me I know nothing of the bible or that which is written in it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#92
RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm)Gemini Wrote: So the more I abuse you, the more God rewards you.

It's kinds like...

...S&M?

We can keep this up if you want. Want me to keep laughing? More rewards for you!

 Sure as long as you are serious about it, God doesn't play games, so you might want to be very careful.

Oh believe me, I'm serious. I'm laughing my ass off and I'm dead fucking serious at the same time. 

And I'm doing it all for you, my friend. Get those heavenly rewards! Yeah!
A Gemma is forever.
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#93
RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm)Gemini Wrote: So the more I abuse you, the more God rewards you.

It's kinds like...

...S&M?

We can keep this up if you want. Want me to keep laughing? More rewards for you!

 Sure as long as you are serious about it, God doesn't play games, so you might want to be very careful.

GC

How do you know that God doesn't play games?

In fact, that's an interesting question. Being omniscient, He would know who was going to win. Being omnipotent, He would always be able to win. Being omnibenevolent, would he sometimes let someone else win? Huh
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#94
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#95
RE: Someone stole the body!
I thought god was into torture porn. Seems to be the way considering some of the things his followers have got up to over the centuries.

Not to mention what he had done to his "son".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#96
RE: Someone stole the body!
So Godschild:

if you think I "should be careful", what, in all honesty, do you actually think will happen to me if I don't heed your warning

Don't want to hijack the thread about missing corpses, but let's forget the regurgitation of words from an ancient book for a moment. What do YOU actually really honestly think will happen to me?
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#97
RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I thought god was into torture porn.  Seems to be the way considering some of the things his followers have got up to over the centuries.

Not to mention what he had done to his "son".

You know, that's the best theodicy I've ever heard. God's into torture porn.
A Gemma is forever.
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#98
RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 10:14 pm)Gemini Wrote: You know, that's the best theodicy I've ever heard. God's into torture porn.

It makes sense. He loves to watch all the suffering and does nothing about it. Too busy jacking off, I suppose.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#99
RE: Someone stole the body!
Quote:The doctrine of eternal punishment is in perfect harmony with the savagery of the men who made the orthodox creeds. It is in harmony with torture, with flaying alive, and with burnings. The men who burned their fellow-men for a moment, believed that God would burn his enemies forever.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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RE: Someone stole the body!
(May 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The doctrine of eternal punishment is in perfect harmony with the savagery of the men who made the orthodox creeds. It is in harmony with torture, with flaying alive, and with burnings. The men who burned their fellow-men for a moment, believed that God would burn his enemies forever.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll

Gosh, being flayed alive forever? That's one helluva lot of skin.
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