Someone stole the body!

[Athene]

It'd be nice to meet you too, GC. 
It would have been especially nice two weeks ago, when I giving serious thought towards constructing a sizable rabbit hutch; You were the first person that came mind. 

As it goes, I wound up buying one instead.
$$$.... 

This reminds me of one of my first posts here on this board, "Would you, as an atheist, be willing to have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?"

There was no reason to imply anything sordid, even in jest.
Forgive me, for not being amused.

[rexbeccarox]

How do you know that?  JC was a Jewish apocalyptic prophet, now dead, who has power over no one, your imagination notwithstanding.

 The most obvious reason I know Allah has no control over me is because I've never heard from him in any way. Jesus is setting at the right hand of the Father awaiting His return to resurrect his people, He guides my life every day through the Holy Spirit. Because you do not understand doesn't mean what I know as fact isn't true, actually it means you have deluded yourself unfortunately.

GC

(bold mine)

Ding ding ding! That's how I know Yahweh has no control over me! I'm so glad you understand now!

(not that I really think you will ever admit you understand. You still won't even spell "won't" correctly, even though you know you're wrong on something as simple as that)

[Jehanne]

This reminds me of one of my first posts here on this board, "Would you, as an atheist, be willing to have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?"

There was no reason to imply anything sordid, even in jest.
Forgive me, for not being amused.

Okay, back to regularly scheduled programming; my apologies.

[GrandizerII]

GC, your testimony of God remains unconvincing. You have nothing. Hence, the vagueness regarding the details of your experience(s) with God.

[Godscreated]

 All I know to say in response to your answer is this, you know nothing about the scriptures, I hope it's not because God has given you a mind of confusion because you have mocked the work of the Holy Spirit.

GC

Got some verses to show me wrong.

I do not need to give you any to know you have no idea what the Bible says, your post speak loud and clear.

GC

[Godscreated]

 The most obvious reason I know Allah has no control over me is because I've never heard from him in any way. Jesus is setting at the right hand of the Father awaiting His return to resurrect his people, He guides my life every day through the Holy Spirit. Because you do not understand doesn't mean what I know as fact isn't true, actually it means you have deluded yourself unfortunately.

GC

(bold mine)

Ding ding ding! That's how I know Yahweh has no control over me! I'm so glad you understand now!

(not that I really think you will ever admit you understand. You still won't even spell "won't" correctly, even though you know you're wrong on something as simple as that)

 In some way He has, you are either denying it and won't admit it or you've just ignored it when it came, both are dangerous for your eternal life.

GC

[Jehanne]

(bold mine)

Ding ding ding! That's how I know Yahweh has no control over me! I'm so glad you understand now!

(not that I really think you will ever admit you understand. You still won't even spell "won't" correctly, even though you know you're wrong on something as simple as that)

 In some way He has, you are either denying it and won't admit it or you've just ignored it when it came, both are dangerous for your eternal life.

GC

Prove it.

[IATIA]

Got some verses to show me wrong.

I do not need to give you any to know you have no idea what the Bible says, your post speak loud and clear.

GC

Yes, my "post speak loud and clear".

The bible god is a warmonger.

One third of the angels left heaven (I guess it is not really that great after all).

Satan does nothing immoral according to the bible.

The only thing Satan did was piss off god by showing Adam and Eve the path to true freedom and happiness.

Even in the Job story, I see nowhere in the bible that states Satan actually did the killing.

Nowhere in the bible has Satan lied.  There are only unfounded suggestions and statements to that effect.

[Godscreated]

 The most obvious reason I know Allah has no control over me is because I've never heard from him in any way. Jesus is setting at the right hand of the Father awaiting His return to resurrect his people, He guides my life every day through the Holy Spirit. Because you do not understand doesn't mean what I know as fact isn't true, actually it means you have deluded yourself unfortunately.

GC

GC, I was a professing Christian for over 30 years of my life; JC, nor THG, never, ever spoke to me once.  Never.  Prayer, for me, was always a one-away conversation, with myself.  Continue to stir the bullshit clockwise, GC; some others stir it counter-clockwise.  In the end, it all smells the same.

 If and I do mean if you have never heard from God then you were only a professing Christian for 30 years, yes I'm saying you couldn't have been a real Christian, just pretend. I've heard from God many times, I've experienced the teaching an guidance of the Holy Spirit, I have no doubts because God made it perfectly clear who it was.

GC

[IATIA]

I've heard from God many times, I've experienced the teaching an guidance of the Holy Spirit, I have no doubts because God made it perfectly clear who it was.

They have treatment for that.  It is the 21st century.

How do you know the voices in your head did not come from Satan?