RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 10:57 am
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 11:00 am by Anomalocaris.)
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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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(July 10, 2016 at 10:53 am)Brian37 Wrote: CBS Sunday Morning did a piece on Bill Nye included clips of his debate with Hamheaded dipshit. "Well, light must have traveled at a different speed..." RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 11:10 am by vorlon13.)
Hey, Ken !!!
Even the fucking trees prove you are a goddam liar: (from wiki) Dendrochronology (from δένδρον, dendron, "tree limb"; χρόνος, khronos, "time"; and -λογία, -logia), or tree-ring dating, is the scientific method of dating based on the analysis of patterns of tree rings, also known as growth rings. Dendrochronology can date the time at which tree rings were formed, in many types of wood, to the exact calendar year. This has three main areas of application: paleoecology, where it is used to determine certain aspects of past ecologies (most prominently climate); archaeology and the history of art and architecture, where it is used to date old panel paintings on wood, buildings, etc.; and radiocarbon dating, where it is used to calibrate radiocarbon ages (see below). In some areas of the world, it is possible to date wood back a few thousand years, or even many thousands. As of 2013, fully anchored chronologies in the northern hemisphere extend back 13,900 years. How about that, Ken ?? The very trees your God supposedly made inerrantly record every consecutive year for the last 139 CENTURIES. Blows your creation myth and your flood fable out of the water. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
LOL, wonder if Noah used any wood on his ark that was older than the world he lived on ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 11:20 am
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(July 10, 2016 at 11:09 am)vorlon13 Wrote: LOL, wonder if Noah used any wood on his ark that was older than the world he lived on ? Don't know about the ark, but the pharah's ship that was found buried under the corner of the great pyramid contain planks made from Lebanon cedar trees 1000 years old when cut down. That would suggest those trees failed to drown during the flood.
I think there is a simpler explanation for all this conflicting evidence against the bible and noah, and it don't involve bonsai, time warps, variable calendarical malfeasance, interdimensional recursive manifolds, temporal hierarchy psuedo-inversions or chronologically reflective retro-peristalsis:
the bible is a steaming pile of made up crap The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(July 10, 2016 at 10:57 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:(July 10, 2016 at 10:49 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I wonder how carefully the animal models were vetted ?? So who wants to explain cloacae to Ken Ham ?? Anyone ?? [crickets] The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Ken Ham is a cloaca, in every sense of the word.
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(July 7, 2016 at 7:17 am)chimp3 Wrote: I live in rural Kentucky. This is the perfect place for this Fantasy Fun Ride. Ken Ham...Country ham...What's the difference? But but but, what about the bit in the bible that said seven animals of each kind for the bible?
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Ssh. That's not a contradiction. That's 2 = 7 because when it comes to fucking jesus math laws are suspended so that gawd can do whatever the fuck he wants and if you keep that up you'll go to hell because you are making poor jesus freaks feel bad about themselves.
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