At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
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well, human tissue does not contain gluten proteins either, so a jebus biscuit that actually transmutes itself into human tissue would be perfectly safe for a celiac sufferer to eat, yet that is not the case.
Curiously, when asked to produce gluten free biscuits, the catholic church declined. Isn't that bizarre ??? Having LESS irrefutable evidence around that their jebus biscuit does NOT in fact transmute into flesh would seem to be a VERY desirable thing for a church. Why is there so much of this Religion 101 stuff the religiousites don't seem to unnerstann ?? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 12, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ Yeah they have been using the wrong baker butcher ...
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
other appropriate orifice ?
am I being obliquely mentioned ? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
All mentions of you are oblique, by definition.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly. Wait, though. I thought they claimed it changed when the Holy Joe waved his magic wand over it? (July 12, 2016 at 7:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(July 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly. There was none of that hand waving shit in the Lutheran church. It detracted from the brain washing.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
maybe the biscuit can tell if it is being ingested by an unSaved piece of human garbage ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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