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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 11:47 am
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Ugh. The whole "There's nothing wrong in Christianity, it's the followers that are the problem" shtick again. I think I'm done, someone else can deal with this guy's morass of evasive, slippery ideas.
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Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:00 pm
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Four pages and some genuine, thoughtful answers from our resident Christians (which I appreciate), but I've yet to see an example of how Jesus/the Holy Spirit acts as a recognizably engaged participant in this supposed relationship. Mostly, relationships require two people. Otherwise, you're just talking to yourself.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm
Gotta think it would be like having a relationship with a very special secret friend.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:10 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Gotta think it would be like having a relationship with a very special secret friend.
"I got a girlfriend, but she goes to another school. She and I are totally in love. You've never met her."
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:12 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:10 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Gotta think it would be like having a relationship with a very special secret friend.
"I got a girlfriend, but she goes to another school. She and I are totally in love. You've never met her."
Wow! I wish I could do knew her. You fucking stud!
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:15 pm
She's also my girlfriend, and she's nothing like you described her.
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Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:24 pm
She's my girlfriend too, and she says you all are terrible lays. [emoji13]
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:36 pm
My imaginary girlfriend is unspeakably hot, has no gag reflex, and she wouldn't be caught dead meeting the likes of you.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:40 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: My imaginary girlfriend is unspeakably hot, has no gag reflex, and she wouldn't be caught dead meeting the likes of you.
Hey, my wife has no gag reflex!
By that, I mean she never laughs at my jokes 
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:41 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:24 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: She's my girlfriend too, and she says you all are terrible lays. [emoji13]
Hmm, she didn't give me any complaints!
She didn't even wake up actually.
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