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The problem with prayer.

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The problem with prayer.
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#231
RE: The problem with prayer.
July 30, 2016 at 9:59 am
Shit is all he knows.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#232
RE: The problem with prayer.
July 30, 2016 at 10:03 am
No shit.
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#233
RE: The problem with prayer.
July 31, 2016 at 10:27 am
Alasdair, I can respect that you don't believe in God and have no problem with some playful taunting on AF. Even still please remember that our relationship with Jesus is sacred to Christians. Your rececent sexualized comments about Christ crossed the line of basic decency and are truly vile.
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#234
RE: The problem with prayer.
July 31, 2016 at 1:28 pm
I don't have to respect the non-sanctity of religious bullshit. It wasn't vile at all.
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#235
RE: The problem with prayer.
July 31, 2016 at 1:46 pm
(July 30, 2016 at 4:39 am)Godschild Wrote:
(July 30, 2016 at 4:01 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: LOL you're in a relationship with God... okay....

Enjoy sucking off Jesus.

You certainly have no respect for your fellow man and especially Christians.

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Since when do idiots deserve respect?
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#236
RE: The problem with prayer.
August 1, 2016 at 9:31 am
(July 30, 2016 at 4:00 am)Godschild Wrote:
(July 29, 2016 at 3:51 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Do you have any evidence, then?

 God has given me an abundance of evidence in our personal relationship, you see that's a great part of what Christianity is about, God giving proof that His children will know and understand.

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This is what always amazes me, why does your God always give evidence to someone that does not require it such as you? 

And why is the evidence only something you or another indoctrinated person would consider as evidence?

The evidence is obviously something you want to hear, something that bloats your ego even more, rather than something that could be empirically tested by others  Dodgy
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#237
RE: The problem with prayer.
August 1, 2016 at 9:38 am
(July 31, 2016 at 10:27 am)ChadWooters Wrote: Alasdair, I can respect that you don't believe in God and have no problem with some playful taunting on AF. Even still please remember that our relationship with Jesus is sacred to Christians. Your rececent sexualized comments about Christ crossed the line of basic decency and are truly vile.

CL and his cronies crossed the line when they decided to worship a being (even though it is fantasy) that would send me, my family and friends to burn in hell for merely freethinking .... now this is vile on a scale that is incomparable with a few words on a forum  Dodgy
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#238
RE: The problem with prayer.
August 1, 2016 at 12:45 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2016 at 12:45 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Who the fuck says Jesus wouldn't enjoy a blowie anyhow? Did you meet him Chad? No. Stop assuming what your lord would or wouldn't enjoy.
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RE: The problem with prayer.
August 1, 2016 at 1:00 pm
I'm pretty sure Jesus was bisexual. That's why he wanted everyone down on their knees, regardless of their gender.
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RE: The problem with prayer.
August 1, 2016 at 1:03 pm
(August 1, 2016 at 12:45 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Who the fuck says Jesus wouldn't enjoy a blowie anyhow? Did you meet him Chad? No. Stop assuming what your lord would or wouldn't enjoy.

I refer the 'orrible gentleman to the painting I posted earlier...

[Image: 13606626_10153581830206646_6354566520419...e=582DCCD8]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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