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What's on Your Tombstone

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What's on Your Tombstone
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#21
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 4:11 am
On Spike Milligans grave it says "I told you I was ill" But heres a little poem written for by Byron for the grave of Castlereagh the man responsible for the Peterloo massacre.

Through Englands land
You'll ner' survey a finer grave than this
here lies the bones of castlereagh
Stop traveller and piss.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#22
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 7:35 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#23
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 8:23 am
I'll steal a joke from Bottom.

I want something moving on mine. Like a slug.
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RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 9:08 am (This post was last modified: July 23, 2016 at 9:09 am by The Viking.)
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#25
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 9:16 am
Constantine's lighter is not here, go away!
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#26
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 9:22 am
How about "I'm not dead, obviously, everyone is immortal now, this is a lame joke, ha-ha".


I don't want to think about that stuff, ok.
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RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 10:58 am
"Finally"
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RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 12:04 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2016 at 12:04 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
I'm having my ashes scattered over Hill Country ... the rustle of the wind through the mesquite and live oak will be epitaph enough for me.

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RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 12:21 pm
"Heaven looks like Detroit!"
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#30
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 12:29 pm
I'd like mine to say:
"Help! I'm not dead! Dig me up!"
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