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International Blasphemy Day
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#111
RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 18, 2016 at 12:46 am
Would spilling water in a wasteful manner be considered blasphemy against Poseidon? If it is, I am SO going to do that!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 18, 2016 at 4:40 am
(September 18, 2016 at 12:46 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: Would spilling water in a wasteful manner be considered blasphemy against Poseidon? If it is, I am SO going to do that!

Sure ! Why not! Dead gods need a bruising too.
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#113
RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 18, 2016 at 4:42 am
Muhammed has bacon breath!
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#114
RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 18, 2016 at 5:44 am
I just found this one. How to blaspheme to an Amish man: "Your wife looks very nice today!"
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#115
RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 5:49 am
Joke :

How can you tell when the priest has been fucking your little brother in the ass?

His dick tastes like shit!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 5:53 am
(September 22, 2016 at 5:49 am)chimp3 Wrote: Joke :

How can you tell when the priest has been fucking your little brother in the ass?

His dick tastes like shit!

Oy, that's very dark.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 5:54 am
(September 22, 2016 at 5:53 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(September 22, 2016 at 5:49 am)chimp3 Wrote: Joke :

How can you tell when the priest has been fucking your little brother in the ass?

His dick tastes like shit!

Oy, that's very dark.

In the top three of the sickest jokes I know!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 7:21 am
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#119
RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 7:43 am
GOD DAMN GOD IS DAMN FUCKING SHITTY AND A CUNT AND IT'S A GOOD THING HE DOESN'T EXIST AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE IMAGINARY BASTARD

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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 22, 2016 at 11:32 am (This post was last modified: September 22, 2016 at 11:42 am by lugal ki en.)
If god was real I would gladly SPIT in his face. Jesus can suck my dick, and Mary was a lying little slut! Oops, too far?  Wink
Oh...and fuck muhammad.

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