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Lust, sex, random thought
#91
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:44 pm)Esquilax Wrote: What denomination were you, anyway?

I need that information for... reasons.  Angel

The craziest. Pentecostal.

Do pentecostals wear those sexy school uniforms?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#92
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 5:56 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:37 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Don't nobody sin quite like a Catholic gal. Smile

Billy Joel comes to mind.

Did he write a song about one? Wouldn't surprise me, they can inspire all kinds of creativity. Wink

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#93
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 6:04 pm)Losty Wrote: CIJS, I can out sin a Catholic girl any day of the week, twice on Sunday.

This requires a probing look.

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#94
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
Yet another service we provide Pete.   Angel
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#95
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 6:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 5:56 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Billy Joel comes to mind.

Did he write a song about one? Wouldn't surprise me, they can inspire all kinds of creativity. Wink



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#96
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 6:05 pm)c172 Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Mamacita Wrote: The craziest. Pentecostal.

Do pentecostals wear those sexy school uniforms?

They do when I'm writing about them. Angel
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#97
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
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#98
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm)Jesster Wrote: Casual sex between consenting adults is perfectly ok and no harm comes from it... as long as people are using protection.

There. I said a modified version of it. Happy?  Tongue

There's not really protection from hpv, various types of genital warts, crabs and so on.
Plus you can put reliance onto forms of contraception that might not necessarily be perfect, when condoms break and so on.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#99
RE: Lust, sex, random thought
There's a vaccine for HPV which -is- protection from genital warts.  Hell, the warty hpv is the good hpv...the shit that -doesn't- cause cervical cancer. Honestly though, whats wrong a with a wart.  Studded...for her pleasure, amiright? Wink

(crabs, pfft, quick fix...I've had lice, who cares)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Lust, sex, random thought
(August 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: There's a vaccine for HPV which -is- protection from genital warts.  Honestly though, whats wrong a with a wart.  Studded...for her pleasure, amiright? Wink

Dude.
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