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Humping surrogate suggestions.

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Humping surrogate suggestions.
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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 25, 2016 at 2:58 pm
Canine version of a Fleshlight ?

I was going to post a pic but thot better of it . . .


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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm
(August 25, 2016 at 12:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Prosthetic leg, IMO.

You mean for Brewer?
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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 25, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Do they make a chastity belt for boys?
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August 25, 2016 at 3:13 pm
I'll take anything I can get at this point.
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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm
Invite Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons to visit.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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August 25, 2016 at 3:15 pm
OK, I'll give it a try!
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August 25, 2016 at 4:02 pm
(August 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Usually it's for the bitch, but have you thought of putting him in diapers until she's out of heat?

He would just rip them off. We did buy a chastity belt for her and have had her try it on. But that is no guarantee. Plus that won't stop him from humping everything in sight.
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August 25, 2016 at 4:07 pm
(August 25, 2016 at 1:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:
(August 25, 2016 at 1:04 pm)The_Empress Wrote: My mom's dog had a blanket, synthetic lamb's wool, that he humped when he was in the mood. We were even able to teach him to take his "girlfriend" into another room.

My family's (19-year-old, neutered) cat humps something once a day. Usually anything cloth he can get his jaws on - t shirt, bed sheet, towel, anything like that.  He'll start mowling and when we find him he has whatever it is in his mouth, trailing behind him between his legs. We too refer to this as his "girlfriend".

He's humping anything now, not just me, I'm just the fav. Dirty laundry, bed while changing sheets, towels when we get out of the shower. It's going to be a long 3 weeks.
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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 25, 2016 at 4:08 pm
(August 25, 2016 at 2:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Canine version of a Fleshlight ?

I was going to post a pic but thot better of it . . .


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August 25, 2016 at 4:10 pm
(August 25, 2016 at 1:14 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Just curious, why is getting them fixed not an option right now?

Still want more off spring from the blood line.
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