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"Slut."
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Mary is not a virgin by the Bible accounts
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"Loser."
"Slut." RE: Mary is not a virgin by the Bible accounts
September 19, 2016 at 2:24 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2016 at 3:45 pm by Crossless2.0.)
Mary: "I don't feel anything for you anymore."
Joseph: "Feel anything? You want to talk about not feeling anything? Jesus Christ . . . [shouts] No, not you son. Go back to sleep . . . [whispers] I have to strap a 2x4 to my ass just to keep from falling in, thanks to your almighty fucking boyfriend!" [turns away from Mary in a huff and grumbles] "Feel anything! Fucking bitch."
*flash of light*
God: You are now pregnant with my holy seed Mary: That was fast.... God: What are you implying? Mary: Nothing, nothing.... >_> (yes, I stole that from The Simpsons. no, I don't feel any shame )
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(September 19, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 19, 2016 at 7:50 am)SenpaiNoticeMeYouBlindShmuck Wrote: For most protestants yes, however older branches like Catholics, Coptics and Eastern Orthodox; most of them believe in the "perpetual virginity of Mary". This is mostly because, Catholics moreso than the others, consider marriage to be a sacrament and mostly indissoluble. Do you know where might be a good place for me to start reading about this area Min? I do find the whole Gnostic episode during the middle ages fascinating, and I have talked about this area with believers before, who usually resort to the traditional defense of "It was always a sacrament, we just never officially defined it". I know marriage was shunned as an option for lesser believers in some sections of the "Early Church", there were some extremes not taken on by all like St Jerome's decree that sex within marriage was fornication that would damn people to hell but I don't really know much that outright defines it. I know there's evidence to show marriages never took place within Churches during the first few centuries for most people, but I'd love to know more about what they actually thought marriage was.
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but to sum it up Mary wasn't a virgin she had sex she was a virgin in bible mythology as someone pure or the only pure person I.E. immaculate conception since his mother was the only human being that didn't suffer original sin. Which is bullshit if you think about it...
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that is very interesting and puts a damper on the sinful person having to go through the pain of childbirth, to have a baby, this really conflicts to the scripture that we are told, that because of sin that the women will have child birth pangs, like jesus further tells in the new testament , as the signs of the end of the age,
thank you for that in sight , (September 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm)ED scissor hands Wrote: that is very interesting and puts a damper on the sinful person having to go through the pain of childbirth, to have a baby, this really conflicts to the scripture that we are told, that because of sin that the women will have child birth pangs, like jesus further tells in the new testament , as the signs of the end of the age, Hi ED. Welcome to the forum. Do an intro and tell us about yourself.
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