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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 7:34 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Mamacita Wrote: The fake moaning kills the mood for me.
Yeah, but you can't blame the poor guys for their transparently fake moaning, they're not exactly splitting virgin oak. 
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 7:57 pm
I'd like to think the ones taking both hands are to that extent . . .
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 8:31 pm
I'm so confused and here I thought I saw everything. My head hurts
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 10:24 pm
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 11:23 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 8:31 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm so confused and here I thought I saw everything. My head hurts
My most recent major surprise in that area was a gentleman that had, through a vigorous regimen of direct injections of silicone, enlarged his phallus sufficiently so as to be able to take a regular one urethrally. I don't feel the procedure has been refined to it's eventual perfection, that things went as well as they did on the video however, was nevertheless impressive, if not also quite arousing.
I suppose it's just a matter of time till we see a simultaneous double urethral entry with a concurrent double anal . . . .
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 11:42 pm
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What do you do with something like that when you're not at work, though, you know? Keep your keys in there so you don't lose em? Maybe a few hundred in 20's and a fake id in case you need to bug out to mexico? Or do you just plug a sharpie in it so you can sign autographs without putting down your mocha? I mean, I know what I would do..I can already see my big, beautiful d on the page. The letter mind you, I just sign my name a big (hip swooping) D.
These are the questions.
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 3, 2016 at 10:43 am
(October 1, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (October 1, 2016 at 10:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Mama! Not the Mama!
I heard Mama, so I skipped on over here.
I keep porn on mute, too. The fake moaning kills the mood for me.
Wrong attitude. Not fake, simulated. Think of it as the American Cheese version of sex.
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RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 3, 2016 at 12:36 pm
Yeah, I have no idea what some of these self modifieds do with the other 98% of their time.
The guy with the split lengthwise penis springs to mind . . .
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