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Christmas at Atheist Forums
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:03 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 5:55 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 5:51 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I'd be for it for something that doesn't require shopping.

I can second that. I'm sure we'll think of something and it's no big deal if we don't. You made me think of something funny, though. We could choose a Christmas song usually sung by a choir, get a bunch of us to record ourselves singing it and mash it all together to create a monstrosity.


Good kernel for an idea.  Some of us could go in for butchering stretching the lyrics just a bit for comic value or atheist adaption.  In fact, reworking one for atheist sentiments could be a fun challenge too.
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:04 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 5:53 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck you.

You're getting me something nice or you'll face my WRATH !!!


Keep that up and you won't be getting those worn drawers we talked about.   Tongue
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:04 pm
I came upon a midnite queer . . .
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:05 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 6:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Can we just piss on a fucking bible?  But only gluke and gmathew since they are the only two who even bother to tell a nativity story?

I mean, if you can find one for free. I don't suggest spending money on it.
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:06 pm
Or ..
"Cum they told me par ump a pum pum"
"in your bum"
"in your bum"
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:08 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 6:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Can we just piss on a fucking bible?  But only gluke and gmathew since they are the only two who even bother to tell a nativity story?

I mean, if you can find one for free. I don't suggest spending money on it.

Steal one from a hotel room.  Now there's irony for you!
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:09 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 6:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: I mean, if you can find one for free. I don't suggest spending money on it.

Steal one from a hotel room.  Now there's irony for you!

Then I'd have to stay in a hotel. Don't churches give them away? I honestly don't know.
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 6:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 5:53 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck you.

You're getting me something nice or you'll face my WRATH !!!


Keep that up and you won't be getting those worn drawers we talked about.   Tongue

and if you don't wear 'em at least a week I ain't interested.

And sheesh, that last pair, you call that a skid mark ?
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 6:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: I mean, if you can find one for free. I don't suggest spending money on it.

Steal one from a hotel room.  Now there's irony for you!


It might be fun to ask for one in all earnestness from Drich.  Come on, guy.  I'm telling you I'm having a moment here.  I need the light.
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RE: Christmas at Atheist Forums
October 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm
(October 16, 2016 at 5:55 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(October 16, 2016 at 5:51 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I'd be for it for something that doesn't require shopping.

I can second that. I'm sure we'll think of something and it's no big deal if we don't. You made me think of something funny, though. We could choose a Christmas song usually sung by a choir, get a bunch of us to record ourselves singing it and mash it all together to create a monstrosity.

As long as it's not about folks dressed up like Eskimos....pretty sure that's racist now-a-days.
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