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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 11:16 am
Unfortunately, being an atheist is not a choice most of us make. It's a conclusion we come to. I didn't choose to not believe in God. I only chose to look for him with an open mind. Atheism was the conclusion of that search.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 2:34 pm
(October 20, 2016 at 4:01 pm)Alex K Wrote: You forgot the most important one: without God, there'd be no Christmas. Ever.
Bah, people were dressing up Asherah Poles long before Jesus.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:05 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2016 at 5:08 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
That's not actually related to christmas, which is a n. european cultural syncretism...not A.N.E. poly/henotheism, lol....but don't let me rain on your pattern-seeking parade. The better comparison to asherah poles would be maypoles, still unrelated - but at least it isn't some left field nutter shit.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 1. Because I feel Insecure without God
2. I can’t control how I feel without God
3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10. Because many people are religious
11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick
Wow. Must suck big time to be you. Have a good one.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 1. Because I feel Insecure without God
2. I can’t control how I feel without God
3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10. Because many people are religious
11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick
Wow. Must suck big time to be you. Have a good one.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:40 pm
Sucks so bad it's worth saying twice! [emoji6] [emoji41]
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:41 pm
Hell, at least you get double the kudos.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 5:54 pm
(This post was last modified: October 22, 2016 at 12:50 am by Whateverist.)
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 1. Because I feel Insecure without God
2. I can’t control how I feel without God
3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10. Because many people are religious
11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick
You seem well fortified to hold out against the seductive call of godlessness. I see you have posted just this one time. I suppose you're thinking once and you're a philosopher, twice and you're a pervert? But do as you like.
I don't need everyone to be an atheist. I don't need you to defend what you believe, either. I just need you to respect the privilege of every human being to act in accordance with whatever it is they hold sacred and not seek to impose your teachings on the rest of us. Deal?
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 6:05 pm
ThePrick is hilarious.
More of a funny poe than a punny foe.
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RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 21, 2016 at 6:07 pm
(October 21, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: ThePrick is hilarious.
More of a funny poe than a punny foe.
Better a funny poe than punny foe?
Someone needs to put that on a T shirt.
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