I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[Astreja]

You know what the most poignant, tragicomic thing is about this whole dreary thread?

No matter how convinced Mariosep is that he's "proved" his imaginary friend, his so-called proof has no actual value. He could believe in his god with all his strength to literally his last breath on this earth, and scant seconds later it will be as if he never believed at all. His heart will stop. His lungs will stop. His blood will stop circulating. The neural networks in his brain will swiftly decay into insentient goo. Long before the doctor signs the death certificate and his body is hauled away to the morgue, his precious faith will be lost forever and only the molecules of his body will remain.

[Primordial Bisque]

Harsh. I like it!

[Astreja]

Harsh. I like it!

I think I was born with hourglass eyes...

[Primordial Bisque]

Harsh. I like it!

I think I was born with hourglass eyes...

Ah, you must be the unmentioned sister of Raistlin Majere.

[Astreja]

Ah, you must be the unmentioned sister of Raistlin Majere.

*cough* Don't tell our brother, but we're actually triplets.

[Pat Mustard]

It's obvious that mariosep is trolling this thread. Every time he quotes his warning level he is shouting "look at all this shit I'm throwing against the wall, and I'm not even getting into trouble for it". A toddler's mentality.

[Mariosep]

Dear readers and posters here, thanks a lot for your presence and contribution in this my thread on “I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?”


Now, it is regrettable but also good for me, that there is no authority here in charge of determining who is talking sense and who nonsense; when I was in the Infidels.org forum their moderators also decide who is talking sense and who nonsense, that was very worrisome to me.

Again, I cannot commend the founders and owners and operators of this Atheistforums.org too much, they are really very fairhanded in their treatment of theists here, and I am the evidence of their fairhanded treatment because I am a theist here, and to date I still hold the score of Warnng Level: 0%.


Okay, dear everyone, this morning I have let babies alone for the present, because I have just come to this idea that penis is a good piece of evidence to the existence of God, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

Here, read the admission of Stimbo, that he has a penis.

He declares: “I'll have you know there's nothing foul about my penis.” See ANNEX below for his post complete and unedited where he declares: “I'll have you know there's nothing foul about my penis.”


Here is my proof on evidence with penis like the penis in Stimbo that God exists, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

1. Penis exists.

2. Penis does not cause itself to come to existence and operation.

3. Therefore it needs an agent of causation.

4. The default status of things in the totality of reality is existence.

5. Therefore there is an entity in the totality of reality existing which ultimately is the first and last cause of penis.

6. That entity corresponds to my concept of God as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

7. Final conclusion - THEREFORE: God exists, that’s the proof from Nos. 1 to 6, God exists in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.


Dear atheists when you give comments on my proof, please start with No. 1 first, and then successively not missing any subsequent number all the way to No. 6.


Okay, let us all sit back and await with bated breath for our colleagues, atheists here, to present their comments.

And I will when it comes to reacting to every post from atheists here, be selective because atheists here have the bad habit of throwing raving mad foul language at me, attacking my person instead of my ideas, hurling blasphemous insults on God, and also dwelling on filth, instead of dwelling on reason and intelligence and exercising a civil tongue.

Furthermore, I have already reacted efficaciously to the what I see to be serious objections articulated with a civil tongue, to my proof God existing, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

When you atheists want to bring them up again, please be my guests, but remember, serious objections articulated with a civil tongue.


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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
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(Yesterday, 05:17)Mariosep Wrote: even though your fellow atheists here hurl raving mad foul language at me,

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#932 I have a feeling you're not into penis.

I'll have you know there's nothing foul about my penis. [Bolding from Mariosep]

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[TheRealJoeFish]

[Cyberman]

Can I just state for the record that there is no penis in me and never has been. I'm not averse to any sword-sheathing action, but it's not something that floats my boat.

[Edwardo Piet]

"proof" =/= proof.

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