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December 9, 2016 at 2:14 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Asmodee Wrote:(December 9, 2016 at 1:58 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What happens between consenting adult and consenting heavy machinery is ok. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
December 9, 2016 at 3:54 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 2:14 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(December 9, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Is it wrong that I'm aroused right now? That reminds me of a rhyme I made up a few years ago. Quote:There once was a man from Nantucket;
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size. RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
December 9, 2016 at 6:49 pm
When I was a kid my mom and dad both worked for a company called "Swift and Company" or something like that. Swift was in the name. It was a food manufacturing plant. In food production they use ammonia to kill any bacteria on the food. Mom used to get these chicken things. Not sure what they were. They were chicken, sauce and some other ingredients wrapped together like a burrito. They came frozen. They were pretty good, but because of the amount of ammonia they used the things smelled like strong piss cooking.
That was a boring, pointless story which had nothing whatsoever to do with the purpose of this thread and it was STILL more entertaining than the usual shit here.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.  RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
December 9, 2016 at 9:26 pm
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December 9, 2016 at 10:21 pm
That's pronounced "Shut up, Wesley!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 9, 2016 at 10:50 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Is it wrong that I'm aroused right now? You think that's sexy? This will really get the blood pumping.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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December 9, 2016 at 11:53 pm
(stares in awe at heavy equipment) This thread has definitely become more educational and entertaining.
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December 10, 2016 at 10:38 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 8:50 am)Whateverist Wrote: And no better time to enjoy cheese than while operating a top loading rock crusher. They're the bomb. Can anyone tell me if Jaffa cakes are biscuits or not? It's a question of the utmost importance.
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December 10, 2016 at 11:37 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 11:53 pm)Astreja Wrote: (stares in awe at heavy equipment) *blushes* Why, thank you!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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December 11, 2016 at 12:04 am
(December 10, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: Can anyone tell me if Jaffa cakes are biscuits or not? Personally I'd classify them as "cookies," but that's a North American interpretation. Cookie=sweet, biscuit=can be served with butter or jam, cracker=hard, not sweet, good with cheese. |
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