I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?

[Divinity]

BRILLIANT!!  Based on that argument - and with your permission -  I would like to create TCOTUCP (The Church Of The Universe Creating Pixies).  We can spread the truth of our doctrine by having no doctrine.

We'll be turning converts away in droves.

Boru

I prefer the name: Church Of Pixies United Laterday American Temple East

Our Creed: 

1. Universe Creating Pixies created the universe because somebody had to.

2. Universe Creating Pixies uncreated themselves, and left no evidence behind.

3. The fact that there is no evidence for Universe Creating Pixies is evidence that there were Universe Creating Pixies. How else do you explain the lack of evidence for them?  Absence of Evidence in this case is evidence of existence.

[purplepurpose]

There is a chance that God exists. For theists its 99.99% possibly. For majority of atheists its 0.000000000000.............1%.

Too many coincidence like matter creates itself, then matter in the process of chaos produces consciousness. There is a chance that uncreated Creator exists, and its not necessarily one that is described in "holy" books with unimaginable tortures.

[Primordial Bisque]

Good try but here's the thing, universe creating pixies is not the same as God creating the universe.

Questions arising from the argument.

• Are pixies all powerful like God?
  
• Are pixies all knowing like God?
  
• Are pixies All Good like God?
  
• Are pixies all perfect like God?
  
• Are there any miracles related to pixies and if so are they demonic?
  
• Do anyone worship pixies?
  
• Is there an so called holy revelation of the pixies and does those revelations correspond to absolute truth and morals?
  
• Are those revelations historically accurate?
  
• Does worshipping pixies make you Good or Bad morally?
  
• Are there any fulfilled prophecies concerning pixies, like in the Bible?
  
• Are pixies powerful enough like God to create the universe?
  

This argument is an example of an incomplete understanding of Christian theology, missing as it does a major philosophical and historical aspect of Christian thought: the idea that there are positive reasons suggesting the existence of God.

Do you like living in a shell with a mind full of delusions, and no apparent sense of humor?

[Simon Moon]

Fucking Heretics!  Everyone knows Universe Creating Pixies uncreated themselves afterwards, leaving no evidence of their existence.

Infidel!

You Pixie Uncreationists are all the same. You lack faith that the Pixies still exist, despite all the evidence that they don't.

I believe we may be having a schism.

[Primordial Bisque]

That's it, we need to hold a council and decide on whether pixies are divine or not. That should most definitely form unity among this religion.

[Minimalist]

Bah, pixies.... and gods....all useless shit.

Pastafarian creation myth

The Gospel begins with the creation of the universe by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.[13] On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano.[19] Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.[22] Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a "midgit",[23] which he named Man.[24] Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.

[chimp3]

The Pot Head Pixies from Planet Gong created the universe and then flew away in their helicopter teapot. If you do not believe you will not grasp the mystery of the history of the mystery.

[Simon Moon]

The Pot Head Pixies from Planet Gong created the universe and then flew away in their helicopter teapot. If you do not believe you will not grasp the mystery of the history of the mystery.

How could I forget about the revelations of one Daevid Allen?


Our first prophet! PBUH!

The 'P' in this case, of course stands for Pot.

[Whateverist]

Oh that looks real good, Simon. I'm sold. Is there a book? How much should I tithe?

[Simon Moon]

Dear apixieist colleagues.

Thanks everyone for your presence and contribution in this my thread.

Please refer to my proof for the existence of Universe Creating Pixies in the OP on page 1.

Here it is again:

1. Formulate the information of the concept of universe creating pixies, thus:
"Universe creating pixies in concept are first and foremost the creators and operators of the universe and man and everything with a beginning."

2. Look for instances of causation in reality outside of concepts in our mind.

3. We find countless examples of causation in reality outside of concepts in our mind.

4. From the countless instances of causation in reality, we infer to the existence of a first and ultimate cause.

5. We find that the first and ultimate cause of all instances of causation in reality corresponds to our information on the concept of universe creating pixies, namely, the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

6. Conclusion: universe creating pixies exists in concept as first and foremost the creators and operators of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.


And one more time:

1. Formulate the information of the concept of universe creating pixies, thus:
"Universe creating pixies in concept are first and foremost the creators and operators of the universe and man and everything with a beginning."

2. Look for instances of causation in reality outside of concepts in our mind.

3. We find countless examples of causation in reality outside of concepts in our mind.

4. From the countless instances of causation in reality, we infer to the existence of a first and ultimate cause.

5. We find that the first and ultimate cause of all instances of causation in reality corresponds to our information on the concept of universe creating pixies, namely, the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

6. Conclusion: universe creating pixies exists in concept as first and foremost the creators and operators of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.