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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 7:25 am
(December 1, 2016 at 7:24 am)LastPoet Wrote: I am thinking this guy is using a real dull bot and turning to manual when need be. Bah, DarwinBot is still better (the forum chat bot...).

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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 7:27 am
Rock crushers are nice. Especially the vertical ones.
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December 1, 2016 at 7:38 am
(December 1, 2016 at 7:27 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Rock crushers are nice. Especially the vertical ones.

Nonsense!

Quantum mechanics tells us that thine abundant opinions betwixt vertical and horizontal rock crushers are thereafter not pertinent.

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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 7:48 am
Ya but......


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December 1, 2016 at 8:55 am
How to convince everyone on AF that you have schizoaffective disorder in 30 seconds or less
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.

It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll


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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 9:17 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 9:17 am by Alex K.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:40 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hmmm....

Nope! Still Christian lol.  Wink

But wait! Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it? Bam! Checkmate in even less than 30 seconds.

I'll send you your atheist club membership card presently.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 9:18 am
(December 1, 2016 at 7:27 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Rock crushers are nice. Especially the vertical ones.

BLASPHEMSTRESS!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 9:27 am
(December 1, 2016 at 7:38 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 7:27 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Rock crushers are nice. Especially the vertical ones.

Nonsense!

Quantum mechanics tells us that thine abundant opinions betwixt vertical and horizontal rock crushers are thereafter not pertinent.

Is it even a vertical and a horizontal one at once before we open the box?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 10:00 am
God just blinked out of existence after trying to make sense of the OP.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 10:11 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 10:14 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:40 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hmmm....

Nope! Still Christian lol.  Wink

Did you listen to it for the full 30 seconds or did you give up after 28?
(December 1, 2016 at 9:27 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 7:38 am)Mathilda Wrote: Nonsense!

Quantum mechanics tells us that thine abundant opinions betwixt vertical and horizontal rock crushers are thereafter not pertinent.

Is it even a vertical and a horizontal one at once before we open the box?

To figure that out you need to unify quantum mechanics with the theory of gravity to understand which way the rocks are falling.

I'm hedging my bets and guessing they temporarily exist as diagonal rock crushers.
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