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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 11:07 am
It's nice to know that mental institutions allow patients access to the internet to keep them busy. I just wish they hadn't pointed their web browser in the direction of AF.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:01 pm
But joking aside, what is Christian's answer to the rock paradox? That God is not limited by the laws of logic?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm
Alex K Wrote:But joking aside, what is Christian's answer to the rock paradox? That God is not limited by the laws of logic?

A common defense is that God IS limited by the laws of logic, and that it's not actually a limitation of omnipotence, properly understood, to not be able to create married bachelors or square circles, or rocks too heavy for an omnipotent being to move.
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#124
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:25 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 9:27 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 7:38 am)Mathilda Wrote: Nonsense!

Quantum mechanics tells us that thine abundant opinions betwixt vertical and horizontal rock crushers are thereafter not pertinent.

Is it even a vertical and a horizontal one at once before we open the box?

Daaaw....you just had to bring Schrödinger's cat into this didn't you?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:26 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:25 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 9:27 am)Alex K Wrote: Is it even a vertical and a horizontal one at once before we open the box?

Daaaw....you just had to bring Schrödinger's cat into this didn't you?

She started it!!!
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December 1, 2016 at 12:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm by Alex K.)
(December 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
Alex K Wrote:But joking aside, what is Christian's answer to the rock paradox? That God is not limited by the laws of logic?

A common defense is that God IS limited by the laws of logic, and that it's not actually a limitation of omnipotence, properly understood, to not be able to create married bachelors or square circles, or rocks too heavy for an omnipotent being to move.

Yea kinda makes sense. Any consistent definition of omnipotence would exclude paradox acts...
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:26 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 12:25 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Daaaw....you just had to bring Schrödinger's cat into this didn't you?

She started it!!!

Lolz. Actually I did.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm
The one I've seen around is that "God" can make a rock that it can't lift, and then promptly lift it. Absurd, I know, but such is fanwank.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 12:26 pm)Alex K Wrote: She started it!!!

Lolz. Actually I did.

As a side note, how cool would it be if "Quantum mechanic" became an actual job description.
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December 1, 2016 at 12:30 pm
PGJ, you make my scroll finger tired.
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