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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 1, 2016 at 3:50 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm)Alex K Wrote: As a side note, how cool would it be if "Quantum mechanic" became an actual job description.

They'd suck air in through their teeth, say the gasket's blown and then try to sell you a second hand Proton.


(I'll get my coat)

Ring around a neutron
A pocket full of protons
A fission
A fusion
We all fall down
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 9:35 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:


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Oh, Noes!!!!

I knew I should only watch 25 seconds of this, but the graphics and robot voice masking Muslim voice was so intoxicating I couldn't help but listen over the 30 second mark!!!

Oh, wait... I'm not Muslims so suicide is not an unforgivable sin... whew.. Infact to lay your life down for another is an honorable thing in Christianity.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Robot masking Muslim voice? What's a Muslim voice?
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 5, 2016 at 9:55 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Robot masking Muslim voice?  What's a Muslim voice?

This video is a very old Muslim argument against the deity of Christ..

In it's purest most basic form the 'logic' is as follows: God is Imortal. Jesus Died, therefore Jesus is not God.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 1, 2016 at 3:25 pm)Alex K Wrote: @LastPoet,

I must admit that you completely lose me in the third act. Who got 65 Euros for what and who payed who for a beef sandwich, and why would you still be owed one after it was payed? I'm very confused.

The guy I know told his inlaw that I charged 65 euros for that fix and even paid a beef sammich on his account for my prompt job.

Never got the sammich. And the 65 euros were not charged as it was a quick macgyverism.

Bottom line. The guy got 65 euros from the inlaw saying it was to pay me.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 5, 2016 at 9:52 am)Drich Wrote: Oh, wait... I'm not Muslims so suicide is not an unforgivable sin... whew.. Infact to lay your life down for another is an honorable thing in Christianity.

Especially when it's a pointless contrivance. God loves that shit.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
How do you (de)convert someone ironically anyway? It's already pretty ironic that you've managed to make them realize they've been talking to the ceiling for 40 years.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 5, 2016 at 11:12 am)Drich Wrote:
(December 5, 2016 at 9:55 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Robot masking Muslim voice?  What's a Muslim voice?

This video is a very old Muslim argument against the deity of Christ..

In it's purest most basic form the 'logic' is as follows: God is Imortal. Jesus Died, therefore Jesus is not God.

Guess the Muslims and I agree on one thing, at least.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Hey, that's a good argument. But then I suppose Jesus is immune to logic. He can die and not die, and make a sacrifice without losing anything, and be a human and not be a human, and be impervious to damage and pain yet suffer.

How anyone expects me to accept any logical argument when applied to something that's supposed to be inherently illogical like this, I don't know.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 5, 2016 at 3:21 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hey, that's a good argument. But then I suppose Jesus is immune to logic. He can die and not die, and make a sacrifice without losing anything, and be a human and not be a human, and be impervious to damage and pain yet suffer.

How anyone expects me to accept any logical argument when applied to something that's supposed to be inherently illogical like this, I don't know.

Indeed.
Albeit, theists have amply sobbed, at the horizon of a rather aptly construed query:
What resurrected God amidst His state of death, [abound 3 days and 3 nights] (given that solely God possessed resurrection capability)?



Such a query derives quite the sequence of profound sadness.
Sadness is perhaps a path betwixt enlightenment.
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