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ignoramus · December 24, 2016 at 12:08 am

C'mon CL, you're as good sport. You've never been one to preach. As a last parting gift to us heathens for 2016, please put on your funny hat and tell the OP to STFU!

Go on...

Astreja · December 24, 2016 at 12:33 am

No, thank you. I prefer to remain an agnostic polyatheist for the time being.

I am also not accepting representations from mortals on behalf of alleged gods, so if your god exists it'll have to figure out some other way of convincing me.

**Minimalist** · December 24, 2016 at 12:38 am

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**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: December 24, 2016 at 2:34 am by robvalue.)

You continue to tell us what a cunt your God is, then ask us to worship it?

No thanks, you can keep it. I have morals. And self-respect.

ignoramus · December 24, 2016 at 4:14 am

and you have nocturnal hamsters to boot!

**robvalue** · December 24, 2016 at 4:16 am

I certainly do!

I'd rather worship my hamster than some slave-driving incompetent arsehole God.

Jesster · December 24, 2016 at 4:27 am

I don't know about hamsters, but since I am an atheist I obviously worship myself. The other gods will have to wait in line.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: December 24, 2016 at 4:33 am by robvalue.)

I don't think the actual "God", Kevin the computer programmer, is really fussed one way or the other if some moving fleshbags on a rock in the middle of his simulation worship him or not. This was clearly a trial run that he abandoned long ago.

Wait. Atlas tells us that if Allah wants something to happen, it happens.

Since I'm not worshipping him, can I conclude that he doesn't want me to?

downbeatplumb · (This post was last modified: December 24, 2016 at 5:44 am by downbeatplumb.)

(December 23, 2016 at 11:16 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Islam is an ancient religion that proved consistent in every culture around the world. In modern times we call it "Monotheism", surrendering to the single God dictated by the definition of Monotheism is exactly what the word "Islam means".

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Islam is a relatively recent religion starting in the seventh century much after than all the other Abrahamic faiths and much much later than religions that can be considered ancient. Islam is more like Mormonism or scientology it started recently as a cult and spread, mainly by slaughter.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: December 24, 2016 at 5:44 am by robvalue.)

It's just a more recent spin-off of Christianity/Judaism really. It stole all their ideas and just came up with a new fake Jesus. Admittedly a far more violent one. Not that Christianity/Judaism were original to begin with of course.

It somehow managed to increase the sexism, racism and tribalism found in the other two. Astonishing.

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