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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
December 28, 2016 at 4:11 pm
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For comedy relief at the expense of the pseudo-christian, add your
favorite Bronze and Iron Age JESUS QUOTE to this thread!

Pseudo-christians, you can play too, okay?





Jesus specifically stated, to wit: “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, 
and slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27)  Parable or not, this KILLING statement is directly stated by Jesus, period!

Wait a minute!  In how Jesus is featured above, is this the ever loving and forgiving Jesus that pseudo-christians 
like to proffer to gain more adherents to their primitive belief?  NOT!  Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S?

Bad, bad, bad Jesus!  LOL


Just think of the inept mind set that still follows this primitive cult in the 21st century?  Sad



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December 28, 2016 at 4:17 pm
"Man, that guy 21stCenturyIconoclast is kind of a dick."

- Jesus, probably.
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December 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm
Dude. You need a hobby.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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December 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm by brewer.)
Just think of the inept mind set that feels the need to rant, and rant, and rant.................

Jesus 2.0
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December 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm
"Jodete, hijo de puta!"
Oh, thought you meant mexican jesus
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December 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm
(December 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm).FatAndFaithless Wrote: Dude. You need a hobby.



FatAndFaithless,


Uh, with your 5756 posts in 2 1/2 years, which equals 6 posts per day, who needs a hobby?  Please, don't make it so easy for me, okay?  LOL

Kids are so easy to own in this forum because they leave themselves wide open to reverse ridicule.  Sad




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December 28, 2016 at 4:50 pm
(December 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:
(December 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm).FatAndFaithless Wrote: Dude. You need a hobby.



FatAndFaithless,


Uh, with your 5756 posts in 2 1/2 years, which equals 6 posts per day, who needs a hobby?  Please, don't make it so easy for me, okay?  LOL

Kids are so easy to own in this forum because they leave themselves wide open to reverse ridicule.  Sad




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..Is that supposed to be a compliment?  Thanks!
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December 28, 2016 at 4:54 pm
(December 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm).mh.brewer Wrote: Just think of the inept mind set that feels the need to rant, and rant, and rant.................

Jesus 2.0


mh.brewer,

Well, someone has to rant against the pseudo-christian mind set in an ATHEISTS FORUM, because you certainly can't do it, but only to make 
puerile  "side-line" nibbler comments!  LOL  Kids, ya gotta love em!


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December 28, 2016 at 4:54 pm
D'aw, you're so sweet to me, Century.
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December 28, 2016 at 4:55 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2016 at 4:57 pm by Chad32.)
"I have not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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