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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm
I was disappointed to find that out PM was Theresa May, I misheard and thought it was Imelda May!
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm
It amazes me the Mexico has actual balls and proves it's a country while Britain proves it a puppet
Now Justin take notes
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm
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The British Prime Minster always has a hard on for America. Apparently that's just British protocol.
I'm reminded of the Bill Bailey quote:
Bill Bailey Wrote:I don't know why we have this 'special relationship' with America. We're like the nerdy kid hanging around with the big bully. America's like the bully of the world going up to countries and going, 'Give us your sweets or I'll smash your face in.' And Britain leans round the back and goes, 'Yeah.'
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 3:15 am
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I put it down to empire mentality. The establishment still thinks it's an empire, but it isn't. It wants to continue acting as if it is one though so fools itself into thinking that it can somehow influence America to use its military might. It's also why we are renewing Trident. It gives us a seat on the security council in the UN and inflates the egos of the leaders in Westminster.
The best thing for the UK would be to break up so that it finally has to accept that it is no longer an empire and can start spending its money on its people instead of international posturing.
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 11:10 am
(January 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I was disappointed to find that out PM was Theresa May, I misheard and thought it was Imelda May!
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Imelda is actually eligible for the PM. All she has to do is live in the UK for a year, get selected for her party, get elected, get elected leader of her party, have her party become the largest at Westminster.
It's simply one more step than Hammy or Rob need take.
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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(January 26, 2017 at 6:02 pm)Secular Elf Wrote: (January 26, 2017 at 2:13 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Hey, Yanks - Your Prez is a fuckwit!
I know. The people who voted for him are, as you say, fuckwits too.
Britain has a new Prime Minister? I must of missed the news one day. When was she elected?
She wasn't David Cameron resigned after the Brexit disaster and she kinda fell into the job.
(January 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I was disappointed to find that out PM was Theresa May, I misheard and thought it was Imelda May!
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I can do better than that.
I give you Teresa May glamour model.
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 4:04 pm
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Oh fuck yes. Trump's coming to the UK.
Donald Trump announces state visit to Britain later this year
I'm sure that we're all going to welcome him in our distinct way!
Just to remind you
Quote:Last year hundreds of thousands of Britons signed a petition calling for Mr Trump to be banned from coming to the UK triggering a debate in Parliament. A number of MPs in the room spoke in favour of the motion
Donald Trump branded a 'buffoon, demagogue and wazzock' by MPs - but Republican ignores UK ban debate
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 4:57 pm
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 5:11 pm
I pictured it like this:
and was not disappointed!
Lesson one in how to play the buffoon!
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RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
January 27, 2017 at 7:26 pm
I always said that if Trump became president it would mean that he either starts wars with world leaders or they play like a fool by stroking his ego and getting what they want. Theresa May may be an evil authoritarian monster but she is stone cold canny. She'll know how unpopular Trump is in the UK except for the few UKippers so I reckon she's probably doing the latter and treading very carefully.
Still makes me ashamed to be British though.
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