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Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
#21
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#22
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
It amazes me the Mexico has actual balls and proves it's a country while Britain proves it a puppet

Now Justin take notes
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#23
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
The British Prime Minster always has a hard on for America. Apparently that's just British protocol.

I'm reminded of the Bill Bailey quote:

Bill Bailey Wrote:I don't know why we have this 'special relationship' with America. We're like the nerdy kid hanging around with the big bully. America's like the bully of the world going up to countries and going, 'Give us your sweets or I'll smash your face in.' And Britain leans round the back and goes, 'Yeah.'
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#24
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
I put it down to empire mentality. The establishment still thinks it's an empire, but it isn't. It wants to continue acting as if it is one though so fools itself into thinking that it can somehow influence America to use its military might. It's also why we are renewing Trident. It gives us a seat on the security council in the UN and inflates the egos of the leaders in Westminster.

The best thing for the UK would be to break up so that it finally has to accept that it is no longer an empire and can start spending its money on its people instead of international posturing.
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#26
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You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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#29
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
I pictured it like this:



and was not disappointed!

Lesson one in how to play the buffoon!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: Hey, Brits - Your Twat Has Delusions of Grandeur!
I always said that if Trump became president it would mean that he either starts wars with world leaders or they play like a fool by stroking his ego and getting what they want. Theresa May may be an evil authoritarian monster but she is stone cold canny. She'll know how unpopular Trump is in the UK except for the few UKippers so I reckon she's probably doing the latter and treading very carefully.

Still makes me ashamed to be British though.
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