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Would you like to play a game??
#51
RE: Would you like to play a game??
Now as the ladder of life has been strung you may think a sweep's on the bottommost rung
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#52
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Carry On Camping.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#53
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(January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Now as the ladder of life has been strung you may think a sweep's on the bottommost rung

Mary Poppins?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#54
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correct!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#55
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One absolutely no one will get.

So obscure I'm surprised I remember it.

"I fart in your general direction!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#56
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aroura Wrote: Ok, here is my next one.
"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

The Usual Suspects.

Here's a super easy one:
"I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

Big Grin

one of my all-time favourites of course, STARSHIP TROOPERS!!!

Here's quotes from some of my other favourite movies

"Schieß dem Fenster!"

"I don't wanna go to Egypt"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#57
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(January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One absolutely no one will get.

So obscure I'm surprised I remember it.

"I fart in your general direction!"

You're joking, right?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#58
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(January 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One absolutely no one will get.

So obscure I'm surprised I remember it.

"I fart in your general direction!"

You're joking, right?

Ni!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#59
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:


I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

2001
Quote:Do you feel lucky..well do ya PUNK.

Dirty Harry
Quote:Get to the Chopper.

Dunno, but it sounds Austrian.
Quote:Come with me if you want to live.
Terminator 2


"I- I- I- I hope my strength holds out."
"I hope your tail holds out."
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#60
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 29, 2017 at 6:06 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:


I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

2001
Quote:Do you feel lucky..well do ya PUNK.

Dirty Harry
Quote:Get to the Chopper.

Dunno
Quote:Come with me if you want to live.
Terminator 2


"I hope my strength holds out."
"I hope your tail holds out."

Wizard of Oz.


"HQ?  What is it?"

"It's a big building where generals meet.  But that's not important."

Wait! You changed the quote!

Sad
Dying to live, living to die.
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