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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:15 am
(February 10, 2017 at 12:06 am)Orochi Wrote: (February 10, 2017 at 12:03 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Twas a joke bruh I got Google.
I know it wasn't offense just trying to explain 
Sorry if I came off hostile
Dammit man! You keep murking up my jokes! 
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:16 am
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:16 am
(February 10, 2017 at 12:14 am)Orochi Wrote: (February 10, 2017 at 12:13 am)Whateverist Wrote: Warning: most of the good ones will go straight over her head. I think Russia would be a more logical country where she could have served as ambassador. All those years of looking across the Bering straight shouldn't be allowed to go to waste.
Indeed why be wasted here. Maybe she can hunt Putin from a helicopter.
While Putin flees bareback and shirtless on a horse. Seems fair.
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:18 am
(February 10, 2017 at 12:16 am)Whateverist Wrote: (February 10, 2017 at 12:14 am)Orochi Wrote: Indeed why be wasted here. Maybe she can hunt Putin from a helicopter.
While Putin flees bareback and shirtless on a horse. Seems fair.
What will prevail I wonder
Palins love of killing things from high up or Putin's comfort with public nudity
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:20 am
That has to become a movie. Or at least a SNL skit.
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:22 am
(February 10, 2017 at 12:20 am)Whateverist Wrote: That has to become a movie. Or at least a SNL skit.
YES!!!
It just needs a title
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:23 am
I will take an hour and a half of Melissa McCarthy and Alec Baldwin every week for the next four years.
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 12:38 am
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(February 9, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (February 9, 2017 at 8:07 pm)Orochi Wrote: We have enough stupid Americans to laugh at
I might take offense to this if it wasn't so goddamned true.
I am Canadian and I detest gratuitous American-Canadian barbs
but I confess that I am undeniably shocked and appalled and the number of Americans who actually thought Trump was a good idea.
A sizeable chunk of my brain is still in denial.
I simply cannot accept that old scrotum sack is president
(forgive me for not capitalizing it, I can't quite bring myself to, anymore).
But by no means do I think 100% of the USA is stupid, if this needs to be said.
We know how many horrified Americans are packing their bags to move up here, now that Drumpf is in office.
And yes, I know....Sarah Palin, for Chrissakes. Sarah. Fucking. Palin.
Just so she knows: lots of Canadians own hunting rifles, too, bitch.
(February 9, 2017 at 9:28 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: First trolling maneuver:
Move the US Embassy to Nunavut.
Tell Palin she'll be closer to Russia up there. Keep an eye on them.
The Inuit have suffered enough already.
(February 9, 2017 at 11:53 pm)Astreja Wrote: (February 9, 2017 at 9:28 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: First trolling maneuver:
Move the US Embassy to Nunavut.
Tell Palin she'll be closer to Russia up there. Keep an eye on them.
And change all the street signs to unilingual Inuktitut before she gets there. 
omg that is fucking brilliant
edit:
she'll probably ask if it's Klingon language
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 1:23 am
(February 9, 2017 at 8:03 pm)Orochi Wrote: Trump in another idiotic and quite frankly insulting move .Has suggested Sarah Palin for Canadian ambassador. Don't dump your losers on us. Id come up with a better insult if I wasn't seeing red right now.
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/711233...o-canada-/
Palin is detestable for several reasons, but let's be realistic here. Without resorting to the internet or some other reference, immediately name the last two or three U.S. ambassadors to Canada.
If Trump was at all serious about cutting government largesse, this position should be among the first to get whacked. Seriously, what the ever loving fuck does a U.S. ambassador to Canada do? If we're going to waste tax payer dollars on a useless office, why not fill it with a useless politician, eh?
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RE: Keep Palin out of my country
February 10, 2017 at 1:28 am
In the age of the internet, what does an ambassador to any country do that can't be done from home, for that matter?
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