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Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
#11
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
Well, this website proves that faith is greater than logic since logic doesn't work. Smile
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#12
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
(September 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: There are a lot of them that I encounter all the time... mostly here in these forums. This list is going to come in handy.

How often do we all hear this one:

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
Reading these reminds me of this:

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“Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.” ~ E.M. Cioran
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#13
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
(September 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: This site has been entertaining me all morning. This one in particular is difficult to counter.

Quote:ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

the first one on that website made me laugh. saying god exists because reason exists. reason always debunks the existance of god.
"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions" -Frater Ravus
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#14
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
(September 19, 2010 at 6:10 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Well, this website proves that faith is greater than logic since logic doesn't work. Smile

Indeed, whilst I don't know if faith can move mountains, I've seen what it can do to skyscapers.Angel
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#15
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
I love this one:

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EYEWITNESS (II)
(1) No one's ever seen one species turn into another.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

I had to think of the Broccoli and Gerbil video.
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#16
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
Wow, just... WOW.
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#17
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) I define God to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Lol, throw in the words "maximally perfect" and you have Alvin Plantinga!
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#18
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
(September 20, 2010 at 7:55 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Indeed, whilst I don't know if faith can move mountains, I've seen what it can do to skyscapers.Angel

Very, very funny. Big Grin
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#19
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged)
(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?
(2) Atheist: of course.
(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'?
(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.
(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?
(6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'!
(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?
(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?
(9) I'm glad we all agree.....
....
(37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?
(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going?
....
(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed?
(82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING?
....
(177) ...and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed?
(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.]
(179) Therefore, God exists.





Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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#20
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
^^ Yep. Conversion is all about who can overwhelm and drown one's senses in emotion with the greatest efficacy. It's a bit like water torture.
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