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Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
This site has been entertaining me all morning. This one in particular is difficult to counter.
Quote:ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm
(September 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: This site has been entertaining me all morning. This one in particular is difficult to counter.
Quote:ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
Youd have to be very superstitious to believe that.
I'm so sorry.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm
What a brilliant list. I'll be sure to read some more later in the day.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm
(September 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Youd have to be very superstitious to believe that.
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I'm so sorry.
It's a joke, DBP! Heheh. I like this one, too.
Quote:ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION
(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Quote:ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
You have no idea how many times that comes up. I hear it a lot during The Atheist Experience show as well. My friend and I tend to have this running joke going on, where trees are absolute proof of God's existence. He's considered calling in with, "I can define God, and why he exists," and go into a long detailed explanation... then simply reply with, "Trees man, all about the trees."
It would be entertaining, but we wouldn't waste Matt's time.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm
There are a lot of them that I encounter all the time... mostly here in these forums. This list is going to come in handy.
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm
(September 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: (September 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Youd have to be very superstitious to believe that.
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I'm so sorry.
It's a joke, DBP! Heheh. I like this one, too.
Quote:ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION
(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 12:37 pm
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Hahahaha. Love this site
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RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
September 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm
I love this one:
ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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