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Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
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#21
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
(September 19, 2010 at 6:13 pm)Entropist Wrote: How often do we all hear this one:

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

I hear this one from my family all the time! Something amazing happens: "That won't nottin' but tha lowd!"
What would be even more amazing is if said child wasn't hurt at all.

NOTE: You might wanna say that quote out loud with a southern[U.S.] accent.

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#22
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 4, 2010 at 12:03 am
(September 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: This site has been entertaining me all morning. This one in particular is difficult to counter.

Quote:ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.


I really do feel slightly less foolish and soiled when praying to Stevie Wonder then to Jesus. Therefore Stevie Wonder is God.
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#23
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 4, 2010 at 4:54 am
Everyone knows you should pray to Joe Pesci.
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#24
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 4, 2010 at 6:51 am
Very familiar stuff. I get at least 20 of these all of the time.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#25
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 4, 2010 at 5:12 pm
(October 4, 2010 at 4:54 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Everyone knows you should pray to Joe Pesci.

Preach, George Carlin!!!!
ROFLOL
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#26
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 5, 2010 at 2:20 pm
(October 4, 2010 at 4:54 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Everyone knows you should pray to Joe Pesci.

I've started to. My neighbors' dogs really do bark all night and I need someone to show up with a baseball bat.
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#27
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
ARGUMENT FROM HALF A WING
(1) Half of a wing is useless!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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#28
RE: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence
October 10, 2010 at 2:36 pm
ARGUMENT FROM WHEAT
(1) A grain of wheat will always fall to the ground and the outer shell “dies”.
(2) But see, eventually the grain will grow into a fuller, more vital form.
(3) Hey, that's kinda like the Resurrection!
(4) Therefore, God Exists.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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