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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 3:15 pm
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(April 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (April 6, 2017 at 2:13 pm)Alex K Wrote: You know, I'm just relieved that you're not Catholic after all!
Beings of iniquity that we are, we will welcome her in hell. I heard they make nice dinners there.
I am not troubled about CL lying about age or form. Half a confession is not a confession at all because I am not mimbari.
Something else that you need to tell us?
Lol. Can't tell if you're serious or not, but for the record, this thread was completely a joke. The person on the avatar is me, and everything you know about me is the truth.
...Even when I said I have never farted before in my life. Completely true as well.
(April 6, 2017 at 2:08 pm)AceBoogie Wrote: Here I were thinking you were some smart, sweet, hot Catholic chick. Turns out you're an amazingly sexy poop lady. I'll convert for you. Serious. As. Poop.
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But seriously what's with the poop fixation Cat lady
Poop is funny as hell, and I like talking about it every chance I get because it's funny to me. But rest assured, I poop in the toilet. And flush. And wipe thoroughly. And wash my hands afterwards.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 3:18 pm
No, they poop. Here is the thing, CL sees things in her poop. Ya know, like in a Rorschach test.
CL, tell us what you see?
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Now tell us what you see?
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 3:22 pm
(April 6, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop is funny as hell, and I like talking about it every chance I get because it's funny to me. But rest assured, I poop in the toilet. And flush. And wipe thoroughly. And wash my hands afterwards.
LOL You're a character catlady!
I use dry TP followed by baby wipes. Makes me feel all clean and fresh and happy. Plus my wipes have aloe vera in them for my bum. #winning
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 3:54 pm
Masterfully done, you had me seriously wondering what the fuck was going on xD
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 4:01 pm
What...the fuck...did I just watch?
I don't even want to know what she was doing with the bloody tampons.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 5:22 pm
(April 6, 2017 at 2:31 pm)Jesster Wrote: (April 6, 2017 at 2:13 pm)Alex K Wrote: You know, I'm just relieved that you're not Catholic after all!
I knew all along. True Catholics don't poop.
Not true. Theirs just doesn't stink (or so they claim).
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 5:26 pm
An admission of not being who you claim to be.
Sorry, CL, but it's Hammer Time.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 5:37 pm
I can't seem to find the button for banning naughty poop girls..
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm
naughty scarcely scratches the surface of this execrable thread . . .
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A Confession (my true identity)
April 6, 2017 at 7:35 pm
The true confession is that she wants to be this lady.
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