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True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 11:51 am
Greetings Hellbound heathens,
In celebration of Easter, I'm back from the dead and ready to answer your questions. Praise the Sweet name of Jebus.
I'd like to begin by addressing the subject of Objective Morality, a topic I know you unsaved trash can't hear enough of.
QUESTION 1: Why do we need Jesus to be moral?
Because atheists have no basis for moral judgment. All you have are cultural conventions that are relative to the time, the people and the place. But the Lord's Word never changes and always applies.
QUESTION 2: So why don't we follow the OT laws then?
Because that part of the Lord's Word in the Wholly Babble doesn't apply anymore. Those were just cultural conventions that related to the time, the people and the place of the ancient Hebrews. But the Lord changed that for us.
GLORY!
So bring your questions to me and I'll answer them as best as any True Christian ™ can.
In advance, I may tell you "I'll have to pray on that" which most of you already know means I won't do anything.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:06 pm
Hey YITW. Praise jeebus I am christian again... oh wait it was just a bowel movement.
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:07 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 12:06 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Hey YITW. Praise jeebus I am christian again... oh wait it was just a bowel movement.
The Bowels move in mysterious ways...
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:09 pm
Yay, yitw's back!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:09 pm
Yay! We're saved!
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 12:06 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Hey YITW. Praise jeebus I am christian again... oh wait it was just a bowel movement.
"Many people think they have religion when they are troubled with dyspepsia."
-- Ingersoll
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:15 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 11:51 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Greetings Hellbound heathens,
In celebration of Easter, I'm back from the dead and ready to answer your questions. Praise the Sweet name of Jebus.
I'd like to begin by addressing the subject of Objective Morality, a topic I know you unsaved trash can't hear enough of.
QUESTION 1: Why do we need Jesus to be moral?
Because atheists have no basis for moral judgment. All you have are cultural conventions that are relative to the time, the people and the place. But the Lord's Word never changes and always applies.
QUESTION 2: So why don't we follow the OT laws then?
Because that part of the Lord's Word in the Wholly Babble doesn't apply anymore. Those were just cultural conventions that related to the time, the people and the place of the ancient Hebrews. But the Lord changed that for us.
GLORY!
So bring your questions to me and I'll answer them as best as any True Christian ™ can.
In advance, I may tell you "I'll have to pray on that" which most of you already know means I won't do anything.
Hey, YITW, is that Deist Paladin fellow for real?
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:27 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 11:51 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: QUESTION 1: Why do we need Jesus to be moral?
Because atheists have no basis for moral judgment. All you have are cultural conventions that are relative to the time, the people and the place. But the Lord's Word never changes and always applies.
QUESTION 2: So why don't we follow the OT laws then?
Because that part of the Lord's Word in the Wholly Babble doesn't apply anymore. Those were just cultural conventions that related to the time, the people and the place of the ancient Hebrews. But the Lord changed that for us.
GLORY!
So bring your questions to me and I'll answer them as best as any True Christian ™ can.
In advance, I may tell you "I'll have to pray on that" which most of you already know means I won't do anything.
 Bravo!
I can't argue with that logic. Looks like I'm going to have to convert back. Please pray on that for me.
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 12:42 pm
Are Peeps considered one of the proper ways to celebrate your cuming?
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RE: True Christian (TM) Answers Your Questions
April 7, 2017 at 1:15 pm
Hey, yitw, maybe you can explain this?
Quote:51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:
52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.
Mark 14
What were you doing with a naked boy in the garden? Does this serve as an inspiration for today's catholick priests?
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