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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:22 pm
My salads consist of tomatoes and olives. Nothing else.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:25 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:20 pm)Mamacita Wrote: What?!?!
Oh, Beccs. You don't understand what you're missing.

My mind is deranged enough without adding avocados to salads.

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Oh noes! This is like... like... sex with your socks on. Why would you do that? Avocados in salads are the best thing! Panic
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:26 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: My salads consist of tomatoes and olives.  Nothing else.

The ones I make have:

Lettuce
Tomatoes
Grated cheese
Boiled eggs
Ham
Spring onions
Cucumber
And one or two pickled onions cut up very finely

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:26 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:25 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My mind is deranged enough without adding avocados to salads.

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Oh noes! This is like... like... sex with your socks on. Why would you do that? Avocados in salads are the best thing! Panic
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:27 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:25 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My mind is deranged enough without adding avocados to salads.

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Oh noes! This is like... like... sex with your socks on. Why would you do that? Avocados in salads are the best thing!  Panic

Avocados in anything is a no-no.

Or a niet, niet for our Russian viewers.

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:28 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:25 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Oh noes! This is like... like... sex with your socks on. Why would you do that? Avocados in salads are the best thing!  Panic

Avocados in anything is a no-no.

Or a niet, niet for our Russian viewers.

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:30 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Avocados in anything is a no-no.

Or a niet, niet for our Russian viewers.

Well. You're human after all. You had to have at least one flaw.  Tongue

Knowing some Russian?

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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:46 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:25 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Oh noes! This is like... like... sex with your socks on. Why would you do that? Avocados in salads are the best thing!  Panic

Avocados in anything is a no-no.

Or a niet, niet for our Russian viewers.


I can't help but feel suspicious about someone that doesn't like avocados and speaks Russian.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:49 pm
I love how a toilet thread ended up being about salads and avocados.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:50 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:46 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 8:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Avocados in anything is a no-no.

Or a niet, niet for our Russian viewers.


I can't help but feel suspicious about someone that doesn't like avocados and speaks Russian.

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