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Please accept me here!
Losty Offline
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#11
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 2:01 am
(June 26, 2017 at 11:09 pm)Keintucky Wrote: Hello all,

I am new member here. Please accept me into this community.

Thanks!

Denied!

Just kidding hehe. Welcome to the forum.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#12
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 2:13 am
Welcome.

Just be careful in Kentucky because those rednecks aren't too bright.  They think anyone who doesn't kiss jesus' ass is a muslim and a lot of them have guns.
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ignoramus Offline
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#13
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 3:45 am (This post was last modified: June 27, 2017 at 3:47 am by ignoramus.)
You've been welcomed.
Now where's our 21 piece bucket of complimentary chicken!
And don't go cheating on us by throwing in 10 wings!
We're onto you lot!

(and some potatoes gravy if you wouldn't mind)
you're the best!
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#14
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 4:30 am
Welcome , from Kentucky also!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#15
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 6:50 am
(June 27, 2017 at 12:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Welcome.

Hopefully you'll get used to the mad comments you're already receiving and realise there's not a sane person on this forum.

well, there's ONE, but he's hiding in a dark room with his eyes closed hugging his security blanket very tightly.

It is NOT a security blanket! Security blankets are for children. It is the Mystical Cotton Armour of Pelucidar and keeps me safe from werewolves.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Ben Davis Offline
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#16
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 6:56 am
(June 26, 2017 at 11:18 pm)J a c k Wrote: Welcome, yo! Smile

Make yourself comfy. Do you like cats? I have two. Fígaro and Magnífico. Do you like tacos? I have one. I mean... I like them too. Smile

I love your taco. So edible and...


Eh? What? Oh Hi new person! may I get you a cup of tea?

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Sum ergo sum
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brewer Offline Donators
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#17
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 7:24 am
Welcome Woof!

Tell us, what brings you this way?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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vorlon13 Offline
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#18
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 9:17 am
(June 27, 2017 at 1:47 am)Alex K Wrote: Welcome! Most people here are like second generation baryons. We have our ups and downs, are pretty strange, but not without charm.

and I'm a top and a bottom . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#19
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 12:12 pm
Welcome Keintucky. Hope you have a fun time here.

Sent from my LGL52VL using Tapatalk
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ignoramus Offline
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#20
RE: Please accept me here!
June 27, 2017 at 7:17 pm
(June 27, 2017 at 9:17 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(June 27, 2017 at 1:47 am)Alex K Wrote: Welcome! Most people here are like second generation baryons. We have our ups and downs, are pretty strange, but not without charm.

and I'm a top and a bottom . . .

I would've said just 100% strange.
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