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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 4:12 pm
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The menstrual blood thing is a weird thing. But post menopause women are hot too..
Sorry, TMI, but I hate religions dirtying good dirty consensual behaviour.
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 4:48 pm
It's the only way you can go out the same way you came in....which, I'm pretty sure is mentioned more than one place in magic book. Particularly in magic jew book. 
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 5:16 pm
The Lord God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, is greatly concerned with YOUR menstrual issue !!!!!
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 5:18 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 5:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The Lord God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, is greatly concerned with YOUR menstrual issue !!!!!
For an omni-everything, he's entirely too concerned with that which is quite trivial.
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 5:29 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 4:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's the only way you can go out the same way you came in....which, I'm pretty sure is mentioned more than one place in magic book. Particularly in magic jew book.
Well I don't have a menstrual issue but my rhoidds are raging... does Yahweh have a problem with that, and is my but-cream a sin. I NEED TO KNOW, it's my my salvation at hand. OOOH, me aching arse plumbs. He must be interested in that too, they are real bleeders.
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 9:04 pm
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Sorry to inform, but God Almighty, Creator of the Universe, has concerned Himself with inflicting hemorrhoids as a PUNISHMENT on individuals who have torqued Him off.
Thou seemest to be so afflicted.
1SA 5:8-9 God causes "emerods" (hemorrhoids or tumors) amongst the Philistines (who have captured the Ark of the Covenant, where God was thought to reside).
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 9:15 pm
(July 16, 2017 at 4:08 am)Die Atheistin Wrote: Why don't some christian denominations still accept women as priests? Some do, why not all of them? Were in the 21st Century and in the free world, for crying out loud! And why don't most of the moderates have a problem with this? I get it from the fundamentalists, but why moderates? Even as a christian kid, I found this rule stupid.
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RE: Women as priests
July 17, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Indeed.
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RE: Women as priests
July 24, 2017 at 4:53 pm
(July 16, 2017 at 4:08 am)Die Atheistin Wrote: Why don't some christian denominations still accept women as priests? Some do, why not all of them? Were in the 21st Century and in the free world, for crying out loud! And why don't most of the moderates have a problem with this? I get it from the fundamentalists, but why moderates? Even as a christian kid, I found this rule stupid.
My mother's sister is married to a priest (he's an orthodox priest, they can get married), and she works as a teacher. How can a smart woman (a little to emotional, though), who has a job, wanna have a husband that works in an institution that doesn't allow women?
The idea is for both male and female submit to the roles God put in front of us. It is a sign of humility and respect to carry out the role God created us for.
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RE: Women as priests
July 24, 2017 at 11:36 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 5:29 pm)JackRussell Wrote: (July 17, 2017 at 4:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's the only way you can go out the same way you came in....which, I'm pretty sure is mentioned more than one place in magic book. Particularly in magic jew book.
Well I don't have a menstrual issue but my rhoidds are raging... does Yahweh have a problem with that, and is my but-cream a sin. I NEED TO KNOW, it's my my salvation at hand. OOOH, me aching arse plumbs. He must be interested in that too, they are real bleeders.
You know you've pissed Yahweh off when you get hemorrhoids.
Deuteronomy 28:27 (CEB) = "The Lord will afflict you with Egyptian inflammation, hemorrhoids, rash, and itch. You will be untreatable."
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