Do Women Need Men?

[Joods]

Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

I resent that!

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. . . you're forgetting about spiders!

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LMAO. Most men I know are scared of them. I walk right up to the smaller ones and splat! With my bare hand too. For the little boys of the forum, this is why hand soap was invented.

[bennyboy]

But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.

When I was a kid (early 20's) a dancer was considering using me as a sperm donor (she thought I was smart and good-looking, go figure!), and she was gonna let me do it the old-fashioned way.  Then my girlfriend found out.  For some reason, she didn't see what a noble sacrifice I was trying to make.

I wish I had done it.  Turns out the dancer was a wayyyyy nicer person than the gf, who was quite the spoiled little rich bitch.

Pro tip-- exotic dancers are split down the middle: shittiest cunts who ever lived / most understanding, modest, kindest women who ever lived. Turns out, they are people after all.

/end (pointless self-validating anecdote)

[Jesster]

Checkmate, men

[Minimalist]

If I wasn't here my wife could never figure out how to get the tv to work.  Or stop the toilet from running.  Or keep the algae out of the pool.  Or listen to funny noises in her car.  She's admitted that and agreed that picking up my underwear is a small price to pay.

[Rhondazvous]

But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.

YES IT IS!!!!!!!

Boru

and vice versa

[Jello]

After extensive research, i've discovered that the survival of the male part of the species is entirely dependent on the existence of jars.


Co-existence is a perilous thing, for these jars could soon be extinct before long D:

[Rhondazvous]

After extensive research, i've discovered that the survival of the male part of the species is entirely dependent on the existence of jars.


Co-existence is a perilous thing, for these jars could soon be extinct before long D:

so sadly true. Even Miracle Whip comes in a squeeze bottle now.

[Athene]

My tires, oil, spark plugs, etc. aren't going to just up and change themselves.

[Whateverist]

Nonsense.  We also empty rubbish bins and help the local handymen make their boat payments.


Boru

No no. He's pretty much right. 

If we have to tell you  to take out the trash and do other stuff around the house, that grown adults should be doing without being told.... 

Then we don't need you. 

I'm just sayin.

Then save that sayin for when you actually need the task done.

[Losty]

If you take the handle of a butter knife and beat the lid all the way around, it should pop right off