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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:11 pm
(July 24, 2017 at 8:08 pm)bennyboy Wrote: (July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.
I resent that!
LMAO. Most men I know are scared of them. I walk right up to the smaller ones and splat! With my bare hand too. For the little boys of the forum, this is why hand soap was invented.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:11 pm
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(July 24, 2017 at 7:36 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.
When I was a kid (early 20's) a dancer was considering using me as a sperm donor (she thought I was smart and good-looking, go figure!), and she was gonna let me do it the old-fashioned way. Then my girlfriend found out. For some reason, she didn't see what a noble sacrifice I was trying to make.
I wish I had done it. Turns out the dancer was a wayyyyy nicer person than the gf, who was quite the spoiled little rich bitch.
Pro tip-- exotic dancers are split down the middle: shittiest cunts who ever lived / most understanding, modest, kindest women who ever lived. Turns out, they are people after all.
/end (pointless self-validating anecdote)
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:14 pm
Checkmate, men
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:18 pm
If I wasn't here my wife could never figure out how to get the tv to work. Or stop the toilet from running. Or keep the algae out of the pool. Or listen to funny noises in her car. She's admitted that and agreed that picking up my underwear is a small price to pay.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:19 pm
(July 24, 2017 at 7:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.
YES IT IS!!!!!!!
Boru and vice versa
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:36 pm
After extensive research, i've discovered that the survival of the male part of the species is entirely dependent on the existence of jars.
Co-existence is a perilous thing, for these jars could soon be extinct before long D:
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:47 pm
(July 24, 2017 at 8:36 pm)Jello Wrote: After extensive research, i've discovered that the survival of the male part of the species is entirely dependent on the existence of jars.
Co-existence is a perilous thing, for these jars could soon be extinct before long D: so sadly true. Even Miracle Whip comes in a squeeze bottle now.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:50 pm
My tires, oil, spark plugs, etc. aren't going to just up and change themselves.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:52 pm
(July 24, 2017 at 8:04 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: (July 24, 2017 at 7:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Nonsense. We also empty rubbish bins and help the local handymen make their boat payments.
Boru
No no. He's pretty much right.
If we have to tell you to take out the trash and do other stuff around the house, that grown adults should be doing without being told....
Then we don't need you.
I'm just sayin.
Then save that sayin for when you actually need the task done.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
July 24, 2017 at 8:59 pm
If you take the handle of a butter knife and beat the lid all the way around, it should pop right off
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