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International Blasphemy Day 2017
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#51
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:27 pm
Anyone who believes the story of Samson is real is a dumbass!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2017 at 9:46 pm by Dropship.)
It's great to call dumbass religionists names, I do it myself all the time, but I don't make the mistake of mixing up Jesus among them, he rocked..Smile
For example he said to a mob who wanted to kill a naughty girl-
"On yer bikes, she's with me! Hold your head up baby!"
Her- "Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:48 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 9:45 pm)Dropship Wrote: It's great to call dumbass religionists names, I do it myself all the time, but I don't make the mistake of mixing up Jesus among them, he rocked..Smile
For example he said to a mob who wanted to kill a naughty girl-
"On yer bikes, she's with me! Hold your head up baby!"
Her- "Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"

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This is a blasphemy thread ! Fuck Jesus and the Cloud he rode out on!
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#54
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:51 pm
Right!

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:52 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 9:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Right!

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Exactly!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:07 pm
Hey guys I'm calling you out!
You like to talk the talk against soft-target Christianity, but now let's see you do it against Islam and other religions too, if you dare..Wink
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:09 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 10:07 pm)Dropship Wrote: Hey guys I'm calling you out!
You like to talk the talk against soft-target Christianity, but now let's see you do it against Islam and other religions too, if you dare..Wink

Fuck off. I already suggested a blow-up doll of Muhammad getting buggered by a pegasus cock, what the fuck religion do you think that was all about? What, does he need to be accompanied by a blow-up doll of his nine-year-old wife?
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:12 pm
I bet Muhammad would like the inflatable baby Jesus love doll.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:16 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 10:07 pm)Dropship Wrote: Hey guys I'm calling you out!
You like to talk the talk against soft-target Christianity, but now let's see you do it against Islam and other religions too, if you dare..Wink

Already did and will continue to do so! 

But since you are christian: Fuck the Holy Spirit!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:21 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 10:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet Muhammad would like the inflatable baby Jesus love doll.

With the custom birth defect deformity pointed head for ease of anal insertion.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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