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Damned Protestants...
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(October 27, 2014 at 12:58 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: What's so bad about condoms?

The Catholic Church wants more Catholics. Catholics practicing birth control means fewer babies which means fewer Catholics in a generation. Ergo, the Catholic Church hates birth control.

Protestants hate birth control because they feel it encourages sex. They hate sex.
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(October 27, 2014 at 1:01 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: So..you ban it!!

P.s birth control is legal here


And this is important to you why ??

your seed will find no purchase in my rocky furrow regardless . . .
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Quote:Protestants hate birth control because they feel it encourages sex. They hate sex.

Uptight motherfuckers.

Then there is this bunch of shitheads.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/defen...-exorcism/

Quote:Attorneys for a Kansas City man who confessed to killing the wife of his prayer group leader, wants his confession excluded from his trial stating he confessed to police immediately following an exorcism to expel his demons.
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Bucking for Archbishop. Too bad he's not catholic. He'd be a shoe-in.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/oklah...for-abuse/

Quote:Oklahoma youth pastor accused of taking two shelter kids home at a time for sexual abuse

Quote:Cato’s history included 20 years of volunteering and working for churches, summer camps, and the Little Lighthouse and Town and Country School. And the suspect claimed that he both owned and worked at Eastland Christian Academy. Witnesses reportedly told investigators that he had been a youth pastor at Eastland Assembly Church.
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Exhibit A for why xtians don't know shit from shinola.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/conse...des-islam/

Quote:Conservative dad threatens ‘sh*tstorm’ if daughter’s world history class includes Islam


Apparently never mastered the maxim "Know your enemy."
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I'm sure jesus would approve.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/watch...ut-burger/

Quote:WATCH: Bible-toting ‘f*cking Christian’ throws screaming tantrum at In-N-Out Burger
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Pat Fuckhead Robertson mouthing off again.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/pat-r...-of-death/

Quote:Pat Robertson and others at his Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) on Wednesday told a terminally ill woman that she was making a mistake if she chose to end her life on her terms.

Quote:In the end, Robertson argued that the best choice for Maynard and others was to “leave these things in God’s hands.”

“She has brain cancer, but brain cancer can get healed,” he opined. “God can heal anything.”


Ah, then from this we can assume:

http://www.cancer.org/research/cancerfac...2013/index

Quote:This annual report provides the estimated numbers of new cancer cases and deaths in 2013 as well as current cancer incidence, mortality, and survival statistics and information on cancer symptoms, risk factors, early detection, and treatment. About 1,660,290 new cancer cases are expected to be diagnosed in 2013, and in 2013 about 580,350 Americans are projected to die of cancer, almost 1,600 people a day.

that he simply chooses not to. Your god is a cocksucker, Pat.
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Moving in on the catholic's game.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/jehov...se-ruling/

Quote:Jehovah’s Witnesses to pay $13.5 million in California sex abuse ruling
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I wonder how far the plaintiff will have to go to get his money ??

Put liens on church property, foreclose on them, evict them, and then finally sell the properties to collect the money ??


Additionally, I can't imagine that the pedo abuse in the case is the only instance of it in the JW system.
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Whatever it takes.
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