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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Raise the dead, walk on water, handle serpents, drink poison, all should be included in minimal tests of religious sincerity for admittance to the courts for all their petty lawsuits against evolution, gay rights, abortion, etc etc etc
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A little xtian financial advice from Pat (Dumb as a Bag of Cunt Hair) Robertson.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/pat-r...pipelines/

Quote:Pat Robertson: Oil investments are biblical because they don’t send ‘condoms through pipelines’

Quote:Robertson said that he had been recommending master limited partnerships (MLPs), which are tax-exempt companies that own infrastructure like pipelines necessary for the oil and gas industry.

Except.

Quote:Bloomberg News reported earlier this year that many investors did not understand that the danger of MLPs was that they returned almost all of their income to shareholders as dividends, forcing them to borrow money and issue new shares to continue to grow.

It' s a ponzi scheme.
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Funny Robertson mentions condoms, after his having inseminated a woman outside the bounds of chrisitian marriage.
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I bet fucking jesus said it was "okay."
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(October 27, 2014 at 12:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It' s a ponzi scheme.

Which explains why Robertson, who got in early, wants the rest of the flock to buy in now so he can cash in before the house of cards collapses.
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(October 27, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I bet fucking jesus said it was "okay."


I'm inclined to think it was date rape, but haven't been able to get confirmation.
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"Jesus" said the bitch was asking for it.
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What's so bad about condoms?

I'm a prude btw
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Lack of sensation, barrier to total intimacy, taste funny
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So..you ban it!!

P.s birth control is legal here
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