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RE: Damned Protestants...
August 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm
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August 13, 2015 at 3:40 pm
But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, pop a cap in his ass
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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August 19, 2015 at 2:51 pm
Quote:Tenn. pastor lashes out at ‘liberal society': Stoning gays is part of ‘the mindset of God’

Not exactly gay, but I can get stoned all by myself, thank you Bong
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August 20, 2015 at 2:19 am
If they weren't religious they'd be in a padded cell.

Or just a regular cell.
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