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Damned Protestants...
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Well, the bible prohibits a specific man from schtupping a woman and her sister, and a woman and her daughter. A given female would be prohibited from having 2 husbands too.
But a father and a son both willingly boinking the same vagina, I think, it's unanticipated in scripture. We may need to call in backup on this. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm sure the muslims will help..... although 13 is a little old for a lot of them.
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February 12, 2017 at 10:43 am
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 (January 23, 2017 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, the bible prohibits a specific man from schtupping a woman and her sister, and a woman and her daughter. A given female would be prohibited from having 2 husbands too. What about a son who is also his own father so he boinked the virgina that he will come out of? RE: Damned Protestants...
February 14, 2017 at 5:17 pm
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2017 at 5:18 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
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Um . . .
For those who worship Mammon, not bringing in any money is not a 'great thing'. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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