Damned Protestants...

[vorlon13]

Sounds like The 700 Club, the prosperity gospel folks, and all the Mormons . . .

[Minimalist]

Should have stayed with the catholicks....at least they just fuck the kids.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ni...-1.2985828

Nicaraguan woman dies after being thrown into fire during exorcism to drive 'demons' from her body

A 25-year-old woman died Tuesday after she was thrown into a fire to drive “demons” from her body, Nicaraguan authorities said, quoting witnesses as saying she was stripped naked, burned and thrown into a gully.
Officials said the woman, Vilma Trujillo Garcia, suffered burns over 80 percent of her body.
Prosecutors said evangelical pastor Juan Gregorio Rocha Romero and four other people had been arrested.

[vorlon13]

Ok, I've heard of 'purification with fire', so there is that, but being thrown in a gully ?

WTF ??

What scriptural justification is there for that ???

[Minimalist]

I hope they work you over but good in prison, motherfucker.  Let's see jesus help your sorry ass.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/anti-gay...lestation/

Anti-gay pastor who cheered Orlando nightclub massacre found guilty of child molestation

Slimebucket.

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/cant-hav...-refugees/

‘Can’t have it both ways’: Pastor shames Christian Trump fans who cheer Syria bombing but turn away refugees

Sure they can, pastor.  Hypocrisy is as natural to xristards as respiration.

[vorlon13]

They can DO as they please, Salvation is assured for all who believe.

[Minimalist]

Another pervert fucking for jesus.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news...0148-story

Church employee fired after alleged discovery of child porn

LECANTO (FOX 13) - Citrus County Sheriff Mike Prendergast says 36-year-old Chad Robison is one thing: "I want to emphasize this is a textbook case of an online sexual predator."
Robison spent six years as music director of Seven River Presbyterian in Lecanto but in May, a coworker, planning to play on joke on Robison's computer, allegedly discovered a mountain of child porn.
"On his personal laptop we have more than 3,000 videos and 350,000 photographs that our detectives have combed thru," said the sheriff.
Investigators say many of those videos were recorded online webcam chats between Robison and underage girls, as young as 14, through the website Omegle.com. It's a cam-to-cam chat site with users all over the globe.

[Minimalist]

Another "sinning" baptist shitball...

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/baptist-...motel-sex/

Baptist pastor gets busted in Texas prostitution sting after agreeing to pay for motel sex

Don't worry there, rev'rend.  If jesus had been real he would have loved pussy too.

[vorlon13]

Another "sinning" baptist shitball...

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/baptist-...motel-sex/

Baptist pastor gets busted in Texas prostitution sting after agreeing to pay for motel sex

Don't worry there, rev'rend.  If jesus had been real he would have loved pussy too.

Fuck, $80 !!


I wodda dun him for free.  Jesus fucking Christ !!!  Damn, that is a fine looking man!!


Come to your vorlon . . . .

[Minimalist]

Here's another one for you, V.

The baptists keep trotting them out.  Given the relative numbers they seem as bad as the catholicks lately!

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/pastor-a...ed-police/

Pastor accused of rape liked to show kids dead bodies – and had casket full of weed: police

A Baptist pastor who has been charged for child rape in multiple states is back in jail in Arkansas.

The Boone County Arkansas Sheriff’s Office booked Pastor Larry Berkley on charges of failure to appear, the latest in a three year legal battle against the former pastor of Shiloh Baptist Church in Harrison, AR.

You know what?  I bet he asked pappy jesus to forgive him and pappy jesus said "Sho'nuff."