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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Hey, jesus!  You'd better do some better vetting for your hiring!

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/a-chris...-students/

Quote:A Christian teacher charged for raping his students

Quote:A teacher at a Christian day school is being charged with 84 separate counts of sexual abuse after sexually exploiting numerous students, according to a statement Wednesday from the school.  

Curtis Van Dam, a 36-year-old fifth grade teacher in Iowa, sexually abused an unknown number of his students from August 2013 until last month when he was finally discovered, the statement says. Some of the crimes even took place in the Sioux Center Christian School where Van Dam worked.

Maybe they can hire Roy Moore to replace him?
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How do you tell the jesus freaks from the criminals in that shitshow?

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/televan...ncake-mix/

Quote:Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker stoked fears of presidential assassination while claiming that their grandchildren of his audience could face eternal damnation unless they call a 1-888 phone number and send him $60 (plus shipping) for a bucket of pancake mix.

“You know, if they kill our president, or they destroy him or whatever,” Bakker worried. “If we elect the other side, I mean they’ve come out against God.”

He's your president all right, fucktard.
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Is it gluten free ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Pastor Robert Coy religious leader for one of Florida’s biggest megachurches, has been accused of molesting a 4-year-old girl.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/co...64528.html

What?! Who would say that a megachurch pastor could also be a megaasshole. All those years hanging around with Jesus didn't brush anything good on him? As if there is no Jesus in the churches or that there isn't anything good in Jesus that could have an effect on people or both.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Can't let those 'youth pastors' out of your sight!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/vi...-1.3655061


Quote:Virginia youth pastor guns down family in Thanksgiving triple murder

Quote:A domestic dispute turned deadly when a man shot and killed his wife, her daughter, and the daughter’s boyfriend at their Virginia home on Thanksgiving evening, police said.

Nice work, jesus.
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Quote:The head of the Church of England, the archbishop of Canterbury, said in an interview on Sunday that he doesn't understand why President Trump enjoys such broad support among Christian fundamentalists.

"There's two things going through my mind: do I say what I think, or do I say what I should say?" Justin Welby said in an interview with ITV. "And I'm going to say what I think."

"I really genuinely do not understand where that is coming from," he said of Trump's support among Christian fundamentalists.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-r...-christian

That's because you're living in, as they call it, "blissful ignorance".
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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No it isn't, fucktard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/pastor-...ernatural/

Quote:Pastor offers hilariously bad takedown of evolution: ‘It’s more easier to believe in something supernatural’

It's a good thing there is no god.  He'd be embarrassed by morons like this following him!
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Saw this in the article:

"evolution was too complicated to be true"

And immediately thought of this:

[Image: rcc-justification-flow.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Something else that might be "too complicated to be true" is Holy Inerrant Scripture recording Jesus' crucifixion twice on consecutive days.

Wonder how he 'splains that ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Protestants...
"Mysterious ways."
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