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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Hey, jesus!  You'd better do some better vetting for your hiring!


Quote:A Christian teacher charged for raping his students

Quote:A teacher at a Christian day school is being charged with 84 separate counts of sexual abuse after sexually exploiting numerous students, according to a statement Wednesday from the school.  

Curtis Van Dam, a 36-year-old fifth grade teacher in Iowa, sexually abused an unknown number of his students from August 2013 until last month when he was finally discovered, the statement says. Some of the crimes even took place in the Sioux Center Christian School where Van Dam worked.

Maybe they can hire Roy Moore to replace him?

RE: Damned Protestants...
How do you tell the jesus freaks from the criminals in that shitshow?


Quote:Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker stoked fears of presidential assassination while claiming that their grandchildren of his audience could face eternal damnation unless they call a 1-888 phone number and send him $60 (plus shipping) for a bucket of pancake mix.

“You know, if they kill our president, or they destroy him or whatever,” Bakker worried. “If we elect the other side, I mean they’ve come out against God.”

He's your president all right, fucktard.

RE: Damned Protestants...
Is it gluten free ?
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday

RE: Damned Protestants...
Pastor Robert Coy religious leader for one of Florida’s biggest megachurches, has been accused of molesting a 4-year-old girl.

What?! Who would say that a megachurch pastor could also be a megaasshole. All those years hanging around with Jesus didn't brush anything good on him? As if there is no Jesus in the churches or that there isn't anything good in Jesus that could have an effect on people or both.
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