Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Unbelievable.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/oklahom...ouse-rant/

Oklahoma pastor blames school shootings on ‘God’s wrath’ over same-sex marriage in statehouse rant

Yeah, because god hates all the same people that you do, right Fuckface.

[Minimalist]

Oh, here's a beaut.  The Taliban is alive and well in fucking Oregon!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/oregon-...nt-pastor/

Oregon church leaders told rape victim she was to blame because she wore a tank top in front of pastor

“We did fail in many ways in our follow up and in our care,” Nelson told the congregation Feb. 25. “We don’t control what people think about us, we simply put our eyes on Jesus and we continue doing ministry.

The problem is you put your eyes on jesus and your hands on her tits, you holy scumbucket.

[Minimalist]

Guess this is what god meant by "Most High?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/louisia...th-report/

Louisiana pastor who erected third-largest cross in US busted for possession of meth: report

A pastor in Louisiana who erected the third-largest cross in America at his church is being held at the Bossier Maximum Security Facility after being arrested on methamphetamine charges, the Shreveport Times reported Friday.

[Divinity]

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/news/201...al-reasons

Baptist Preacher who runs a newspaper refused to include son's husband's name as part of the obituary because he's a fucking asshole.

[Minimalist]

Evangelical Shitballs:  Dumb as multiple bags of rocks.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/christi...ms-gospel/

Christian website editor: Stephen Hawking was kept alive by Satan to counter Billy Graham’s gospel

At least Hawking never robbed his idiot believers like the fucktard Graham did.

[Minimalist]

This is more like it - believe in jesus or get the shit stomped out of you.  Typical jesus freak horseshit.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/florida...ing-jesus/

Florida teacher arrested for stomping on 5-year-old for not ‘seeing Jesus’

[Minimalist]

So the question will be answered shortly.  How stupid are jesus freaks?

My prediction?  They are stupid enough to be conned by this.


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/louisia...l-flights/

Louisiana televangelist seeks $54 million for private jet so he can avoid ‘demons’ who infest commercial flights

The Times-Picayune notes that Duplantis has been complaining about the burdens of relying on commercial airlines for years now, and in 2015 he even said commercial flights were infested by “a bunch of demons” who were hindering his work of spreading the Gospel.

Fools and money.

[Minimalist]

Of course he shows no remorse.  The fucker thinks his god shit entitles him!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/tenness...-old-girl/

Tennessee pastor showed ‘no remorse’ after cops caught him trying to rape a 12-year-old girl

I bet jesus told him the bitch was asking for it!

[Minimalist]

Scumbags baptists.  The worst of the worst!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/souther...on-report/

Southern Baptist seminary president said it was ‘good’ student was raped and tried to ‘break her down’ in investigation: report

Explosive new allegations have been made about Paige Patterson, who was the president of a Texas Southern Baptist until being fired this week.
Patterson said that it was “a good thing” that a student was raped by another student and sought to get the survivor alone to “break her down,” according to the woman’s attorney as reported in the Star-Telegram.

“I am told he said it was a ‘good thing’ my client had been raped and that her future husband wouldn’t care if she was a virgin or not,” the woman’s lawyer told the Star-Telegram. “He threatened to sic lawyers on her [mother] for questioning his leadership at the school when she asked why the assailant was allowed on campus.”

Nothing like religion to smoke out the pious scumbags.

[Minimalist]

I wonder if the assholes will see a "message" in this?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny...story.html

Crocodile kills pastor during lake baptism in Ethiopia

A holy ceremony turned into a hellish nightmare after a crocodile killed a pastor as he was baptizing followers in an Ethiopia lake.

Docho Eshete had finished his first baptism Sunday at Lake Abaya in Arba Minch town's Merkeb Tabya district and was preparing to do his second when the crocodile “jumped out of the lake and grabbed” him, local resident Ketema Kairo told BBC News.

Don't fuck with Sobek!