Damned Protestants...

[FatAndFaithless]

This guy has a good pick-up line. Too bad he runs a fucking church.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/08/wa...nis-homes/

Wash. state megachurch closes branches after founder is caught calling women ‘penis homes’

"Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while,” Driscoll wrote under the name William Wallace II in 2001. “Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.”

“Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home,” he continued.

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/11/ge...-thumping/

Georgia teacher burns through sick days to protest criticism of classroom Bible-thumping

One can only shudder at the "history" that this fuckhead teaches!

[Minimalist]

Some months old but still on point.

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/28/the_dyin...e_partner/

The dying right: Why Christian fundamentalists are in panic mode

With this in mind, the nation’s radical religious fundamentalists see an ever-shrinking window to impose their Bronze Age worldview on the gay, atheist, liberal, immigrant, heathen, and science book-reading masses. The American Taliban is as deeply troubled by the thoughts of a gay man “sneaking a peak” of a heterosexual man in an NFL locker room as much as they’re freaked out over seeing Cam and Mitchell, the gay couple on “Modern Family,” adopt an Asian child. For the intellectual infants of the American species, progressive culture is nothing more than a 24/7 infomercial for gay sex and abortion. That frightens our unfriendly theocrats because biblical fundamentalists are more concerned with the goings on in the bedrooms of others than they are within the guilt-ridden, sexless confines of their own.

[Minimalist]

Um....


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/archb...ce-of-god/

Archbishop of Canterbury admits doubts about existence of God

The archbishop of Canterbury has admitted to having doubts about the existence of God and disclosed that on a recent morning jog with his dog he questioned why the Almighty had failed to intervene to prevent an injustice.

In a light-hearted but personal interview in front of hundreds of people in Bristol cathedral last weekend, Justin Welby said: “There are moments, sure, where you think ‘Is there a God? Where is God?’.

Welby quickly added that as the leader of the world’s 80 million-strong Anglican community this was “probably not what the Archbishop of Canterbury should say”.

yeah.....heaven forbid you tell the dolts the truth. Might cause the collection plate to dry up, you fucker.

[Minimalist]

<snicker>

http://scott.wbir.com/news/news/651742-d...r-officers

Deputies: Preacher tried to sell pills to undercover officers

Praise Jebus and pass the pills.

[Minimalist]

Another FOX Fuckwit...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/fox-n...ee-speech/

Fox News priest demands government ban Satanic masses ‘in the name of free speech’

Another douchebag who thinks freedom of speech is only for his little club of god buggerers.

“But what if I want to go and desecrate a Koran out in front of my church?” Father Morris asked. “What if I want to speak pro-Nazi stuff right in front of my church and get people all fired up on a public sidewalk? I think at some point government has to step in the name of free speech.”

No, that is exactly the point. Go desecrate a koran. With any luck some muslim fuckwit who is as stupid as you will cut your head off.

[Minimalist]

In any crime - follow the money.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/it-be...-churches/

‘It belongs to God!’: Pat Robertson snaps at ‘liberal’ viewer who wants to tax churches

No, fuckhead. Idiots give money to you...not your fucking "god."

[The Grand Nudger]

Then can we get ole Patty investigated on charges of theft or something? Seems to me that when you have a pile of someone else's money in your house with no indication from them that this is an agreed upon arrangement......hell, at the very least, he's been intercepting and withholding the Big G's mail.

[vorlon13]

There are a variety of 'pig piles' in Pat's existence.

And some of them stink to high heaven (so to speak).

Does everyone here at AF know Rev. Pat is a date rapist ???

[Minimalist]

This idiot has jesus on the brain.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/kevin...-benghazi/

Kevin Sorbo: NFL won’t fire anyone over domestic abuse scandal because of Benghazi

Scary that so much stupid could be crammed into one body.