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Damned Protestants...
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(December 17, 2014 at 3:29 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 2:25 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: I thought it was the 1800s and then every year an certain number of gays appear depending on the roll of a dice.

I hope that's a joke. But if not, read a little Plato and Aristotle. Not to mention that generally speaking no one make laws against things people never do. Thus the OT is pretty good proof gays have been around a long time.
It was a joke, but I accept that people are who they are. I was also thinking is anyone actually born knowing what type of people they are attracted to. It develops over time so I think that yes no one is born gay but no one is born straight.

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(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

True.

He can become an ambulance chaser, instead.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

Even H.L. Mencken gave them the benefit of that doubt.

Quote:Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
— H L Mencken,

Whom am I to quibble?
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(December 17, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

Even H.L. Mencken gave them the benefit of that doubt.

Quote:Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
— H L Mencken,

Whom am I to quibble?

My father in law was once a used car salesman. He could tell me about all the sleazy tricks of the trade. However, never once did he sell a car that was promised to be delivered only after the buyer died.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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There was a video about that somewhere. Wonder if I can find it?

(December 17, 2014 at 6:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There was a video about that somewhere. Wonder if I can find it?

Well, that took no time at all.

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That video was awesome.
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