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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
(December 17, 2014 at 3:29 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 2:25 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: I thought it was the 1800s and then every year an certain number of gays appear depending on the roll of a dice.

I hope that's a joke. But if not, read a little Plato and Aristotle. Not to mention that generally speaking no one make laws against things people never do. Thus the OT is pretty good proof gays have been around a long time.
It was a joke, but I accept that people are who they are. I was also thinking is anyone actually born knowing what type of people they are attracted to. It develops over time so I think that yes no one is born gay but no one is born straight.

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ROFLOL

Even fucking jesus would have to laugh at this one.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/india...hers-away/

Quote:Indiana church that fired gay choir director closing after attendance withers away

Quote:An Indiana church will close at the end of this year, which saw a large number of congregants walk out in January after forcing its gay choir director to resign.

David Mantor, pastor of the First United Methodist Church in Alexandria, said attendance and donations had been spiraling downward for 30 years.

Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.
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(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

True.

He can become an ambulance chaser, instead.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.

But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

Even H.L. Mencken gave them the benefit of that doubt.

Quote:Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
— H L Mencken,

Whom am I to quibble?
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(December 17, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: But does a preacher have the moral fiber and honesty necessary to take that ethical step up in becoming a used car salesman?

At least the product, however deceptively described when it's sold, is real.

Even H.L. Mencken gave them the benefit of that doubt.

Quote:Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
— H L Mencken,

Whom am I to quibble?

My father in law was once a used car salesman. He could tell me about all the sleazy tricks of the trade. However, never once did he sell a car that was promised to be delivered only after the buyer died.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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There was a video about that somewhere. Wonder if I can find it?

(December 17, 2014 at 6:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There was a video about that somewhere. Wonder if I can find it?

Well, that took no time at all.



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RE: Damned Protestants...
That video was awesome.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Let's keep the Klan in Christmas!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/kid-f...egal-fees/

Quote:Kid-friendly ‘Christmas with the Klan’ planned to raise money for white supremacist’s legal fees


You gotta know that the background music will be an endless loop of "White Christmas."
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(December 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ROFLOL

Even fucking jesus would have to laugh at this one.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/india...hers-away/

Quote:Indiana church that fired gay choir director closing after attendance withers away

Quote:An Indiana church will close at the end of this year, which saw a large number of congregants walk out in January after forcing its gay choir director to resign.

David Mantor, pastor of the First United Methodist Church in Alexandria, said attendance and donations had been spiraling downward for 30 years.

Now this preacher can go out and get a real job. Let's see him as a used car salesman.


Where the fuck are the methodists anywhere going to get a heterosexual male choir director ??
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