Damned Protestants...

[Cato]

. . . said Ken Ham while wearing mixed fabric clothing . . .

on which he spilled his shrimp cocktail 

[Crossless2.0]

. . . said Ken Ham while wearing mixed fabric clothing . . .

on which he spilled his shrimp cocktail 

. . . while bearing false witness.

[Minimalist]

WWJF


( Who would jesus fondle?)


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/indiana-...ecute-him/

Indiana pastor charged with sexually assaulting disabled woman but his church won’t ‘persecute’ him

[Longhorn]

Of course his church won't fucking persecute him, rape is just a part of the doctrine

[Minimalist]

Bill Maher explains it all to Josh Duggar

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/bill-mah...ourselves/

Bill Maher blasts child-molesting Christians: Jesus is your ‘shortcut’ to exonerating yourselves

“If you’ve done something as awful as molest a bunch of girls, the only people you can ask for forgiveness from are the bunch of girls you molested,” Maher argued. “Jesus is just an easy and convenient way to exonerate yourself by receiving absolution from an imaginary man in your head.”

[Pyrrho]

Bill Maher's earlier comments are also worth noticing:

Calling them the “biggest freaks in the world”  HBO’s Bill Maher, ripped into the conservative Christian Duggar family saying the molestation scandal is unsurprising, adding “Any time you sexually repress this is what happens.”

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/bill-mah...t-happens/

[Minimalist]

<Yawn>

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/rep-jody...-separate/

Rep. Jody Hice: Christians were tricked into ‘false belief’ that church and state are separate

Hey, asswipe, know what else you were tricked into?  Believing that a dead jew came back to life for your fucking sins.  Time to grow up.

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/billy-gr...l-affairs/

Billy Graham’s grandson quits Florida mega-church after admitting to extra-marital affairs

And I just bet that pappy jesus already forgave him!

[Minimalist]

Sick, jesus-freak, pervert pastor wants to hide behind the first amendment.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/first-am...-attorney/

[Minimalist]

Chickenshit, bastard.  All mouth and no balls.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/texas-pa...ng-a-song/

Texas pastor denies plan to set self on fire if gay marriage was legalized, was only quoting a song

In Scarborough’s earlier speech, he also said, “The preachers need to get out front, the leaders need to get out front, in front of these ordinary citizens and say, ‘Shoot me first.'”

Gladly, you cocksucker.