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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
#81
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:21 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: But hey, you're probably very receptive Cyberman..can you tell me what you see in this poster? Anything peculiar..?

It's another shit Seth Rogen film I will never watch?

Someone can't spell neighbours?

The designer is colour-blind?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#82
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:51 am)Cyberman Wrote: Point missed by a whole parsec. Billy Graham's daughter in the OP said it would be a sign from "God". Other fundies said similar things. GC in this thread, while not saying that it would be, mused that it could be. I said it wouldn't, other than what the salesmen and the desperate would impose upon it, and I laid money on it.

My prophecy was proven correct; theirs wasn't. Where's my money?

Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..

Someone doesn't understand timezones. 2PM Pacific is simply 5PM Eastern the same day.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
#83
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:36 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:21 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: But hey, you're probably very receptive Cyberman..can you tell me what you see in this poster? Anything peculiar..?

It's another shit Seth Rogen film I will never watch?

Someone can't spell neighbours?

The designer is colour-blind?

: s i g h :
#84
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:28 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: You stay out of this..if Cyberman wants to bet his life savings away, then so be it

Bet my money away on the Rapture?

I think it can be said that as wagers go, it's the safest since Lee Harvey Oswald said "I bet this thing is loaded".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#85
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:37 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:36 am)Cyberman Wrote: It's another shit Seth Rogen film I will never watch?

Someone can't spell neighbours?

The designer is colour-blind?

: s i g h :

You asked me what I saw. You didn't ask me what you saw.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#86
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:43 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:28 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: You stay out of this..if Cyberman wants to bet his life savings away, then so be it

Bet my money away on the Rapture?

I think it can be said that as wagers go, it's the safest since Lee Harvey Oswald said "I bet this thing is loaded".

But see, I've got a fix in the game..it's unfair for you
#87
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
Don't worry about fair. I'm 100% confident in my bet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#88
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 10:48 am)Cyberman Wrote: Don't worry about fair. I'm 100% confident in my bet.

Ok so let's do a quick rundown..

Christmas was once known as SATURNALIA (literally meaning sun-stop) in which the Romans went absolutely nuts to usher in the return of the newly birthed sun. But not the Sun you and I see everyday. The black sun..

[Image: saturn.jpg]
#89
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
Taxi - follow that herring!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#90
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:51 am)Cyberman Wrote: Point missed by a whole parsec. Billy Graham's daughter in the OP said it would be a sign from "God". Other fundies said similar things. GC in this thread, while not saying that it would be, mused that it could be. I said it wouldn't, other than what the salesmen and the desperate would impose upon it, and I laid money on it.

My prophecy was proven correct; theirs wasn't. Where's my money?

Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..

Another one? Can't you all get plucked up by jeebus at the same time? Why do we have to have rapture after rapture, year after year. Of course your gawd doesn't exactly have a great track record of getting things right the first time (or the second, or third...).
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